Team vs Rabbit at Shark Villa

[Stake Removed]

We need to pressure there spine very inexperienced

 

[Cheese sandwich]

We need to pressure there spine very inexperienced

The Cronulla Chiropractors

 

[Ozzi_78]

Look over their…. Wear…..

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Magic round was particularly memorable. Wheels fell off

The way I remember it a rookie tore us a new one.

He had too much fat for us to handle.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Hahah I knew the Bennett one would get some heat.
Seriously the spine match up we have it so much over them.
We have seen it takes well over 50 games for a spine player to have any form of quality they have 3 players with basically no experience

Doubling down Stake…..

 

[Ozzi_78]

Love how the club spruiks a sellout… for 12K people.

 

[Stake Removed]

Love how the club spruiks a sellout… for 12K people.

English soccer clubs will do this say that for a season there attendance AVG is like 90% and it's the ones with smaller grounds lol

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Love how the club spruiks a sellout… for 12K people.

Better start pouring the beers now to accomodate everyone. …

 

[ragzouken]

The way I remember it a rookie tore us a new one.

He had too much fat for us to handle.

Got styled on by a guy that isn’t even in the league anymore

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

Love how the club spruiks a sellout… for 12K people.

12k capacity in the year of our lord 2025
but dont worry, we will get a monthly update

 

[Cheese sandwich]

12k capacity in the year of our lord 2025
but dont worry, we will get a monthly update

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Dear Members

We are merely months away starting the tender process for the leagues club fit out, we anticipate a re-opening for business somewhere between 2029 and 2047. Thankyou for your understanding bla bla bla

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

hate what theyve done with the place cheese!

 

[bad boy bubby]

12k capacity in the year of our lord 2025
but dont worry, we will get a monthly update

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How about in the Annual Financial Report:

LICENSED CLUB – SHARKS LEAGUES CLUB
It’s with extreme disappointment that we continue to
wait for our Leagues Club lot to be handed back by the developer so we can commence our long-overdue fit-out. Frustratingly, there was again little progress made on
the site in 2024. However, we are optimistic that major milestones are imminent, allowing us to finally chart a clear path to a Club opening date.
The process has been drawn out given the complexity of the site and our efforts to ensure the Club is protected from a legal point of view. Rest assured, we continue to pursue all available options to get our Leagues Club lot returned so we can commence our own fit-out however in doing so will always protect our Club on behalf of Members.
We sincerely appreciate the patience and loyalty of our Members throughout what’s been a challenging period. We anticipate that we will soon be able to deliver exciting news and move forward to a bright future.

 

[tom of poland]

Reassuring that the Club is an early adopter of AI for writing these kinds of blurbs.

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

rest assured, this is never f**kn opening in your lifetime,

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Dear Members

We've sold the lot off for more ugly apartments to be crammed in

Regards

 

[Maccas4177]

in other news, there's a game on tomorrow.....

 

[shadowboxer]

in other news, there's a game on tomorrow.....

And we will still be serving Great Northern….

 

[Ozzi_78]

12k capacity in the year of our lord 2025
but dont worry, we will get a monthly update

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Team are working hard to manage suppliers and look forward to providing an update at the next opportunity

 

[Ozzi_78]

I said before it’s 2026 and if we get to June 2025 with no solid handover, i can tell you it will be 2027. Oh and that means the club will have been closed for 8 years.