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That Patrick Smith bloke is a bit of a twat

Fein

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The AFL wants to show that courage is intrinsic to its game that requires superior ball-handling skills and imagination.

:lol::lol:

Courage is kneeing people in the back?

Superior ball handling skills is crawling along the ground like tramps looking for a 5 cent piece?

Imagination is kicking a ball wide of the goal and wishing you scored but being content in the knowledge you got a point for missing but keep dreaming sonny, you'll get one next time?

This Patrick Smith (whoever he is) sure has displayed "imaginaton" and "superior ball handling skills" in writing this article.

You could throw "courage" in as well given the laughs it will bring but I'm sure that's unintentional.
 

Cletus

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He swung Thompson to the ground and placed him in a headlock that lasted at least 10 seconds and had the force to rip off the top half of a bull.

Lasted at least ten seconds:lol:
 

simon says

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What about the Hawks guy punching the bloke in the arm who was returning from having said arm broken.

How mucky!!!!

Keep up the off the ball bitch slapping fests,that will reel the supporters in.

Bwawawawawaahhhhhh!!
 

RugbyHighlights

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The guys an idiot. look at the rise and rise of MMA and see sports fans have no issues with voluntary violence between two consenting adults.

Comparing it to the whipping of a horse is f**king geniused. I don't know how animal cruelty can be compared to violence between consulting adults. I'm a vegetarian too, so it's not like im big on hitting race horses with sticks

The reality is, and this is a f**king reality, the casual sports fan would rather tune into NRL than the AFL. Everyone i know who watches AFL are australians. I've yet to meet a single person online or offline who likes AFL and isn't from Victoria or Perth.

The AFL is the biggest joke sport in the world. I can't believe how these guys yap on like they're some sort of sporting force. I might go out tomorrow with a video camera and ask 1000 people if they like the AFL, 999 people will have no idea what it is. 1 person will think i'm talking about the arena football league in America.

Who hires these f**king journo-merkins anyway? Was writing better articles for my Primary school paper!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rugby+league&aq=f

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rugby&aq=f

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nfl&aq=f

It's odd that this merkin thinks violence hinders the games popularity, you only have to look at videos of league, union and the nfl online to see the violent stuff is far and beyond the most in demand.

AFL is a sport for middle-class, vest-wearing, pseudo-intellectual-metrosexuals.

Aussie rules will never reach beyond Australia, ever. It's a pipe dream. On the flipside League is growing fast internationally, and while still in its infancy, will surely continue to exist as a professional sport on the international stage, most probably growing much bigger.

What the AFL softies fail to understand is that the world already has soccer. We've got one boring 'skillfull' sport filled with lady-boys. There is no room for another. AFL will never find a market outside of Australia while soccer exists. Sports like League offer a great alternative for those of us who aren't metrosexuals, and thus will remain a presence in various countries.
 

Brutus

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Has Fat Pat watched Origin over the last five or so years? Anyone would think there were fights every game the way the fat twat goes on.

Last year's third game was a one-off.
 

nrlnrl

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From the game that prides itself on the macho pushing between players off the ball before the restart of play. Wow ! a lot of imagination, courage & skill there !
 

RL1908

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ORIGIN HUNTING SEASON OPENS TODAY
by Sean Fagan – www.Tribe13.com.au

As sure as the sun will rise, the Melbourne football media will launch its Origin-week attack on rugby league and the game’s “biffo”.


Normally it comes after the match itself, but in 2010 “hunting season” has started early, with ”AFL Would Love a Night of Origin Biffo” by columnist Patrick Smith in The Australian.


Smith goes down the well worn path of modern times, suggesting that rugby league and its “biffo” will drive away concerned parents from the game, and that the days of “football thuggery” are over.


Let’s remember it was the Victorians, fearful of injury, who by their own choice concocted an emasculated form of rugby as their game in 1859, and for every season since they’ve reassured themselves of that decision by claiming moral superiority over union/league.


Obviously, Australian rules failed to win over the northern states over the past 150 years, as the majority found more in what the rugby codes offered as a game.


While no one would go out in the street anymore and cry out “Look at that person – they are different”, it still happens amongst the AFL community in terms of other football codes – they love to point out and belittle differences, then smugly walk away feeling good about their own game.


I could easily mount in an argument in response that at least in rugby league when physical confrontation, clashes, and even ”biffo” occur, it is all centred on where the ball is being contested at the time, whereas in AFL cheap elbows and clenched fists (and even Barry Hall style headlocks after being knocked over trying to lace up his boots) happen with the ball no where in sight – indeed, I suspect the 18 couples who make up a game of AFL could well play without a football for quite some time before anyone even noticed it was missing.


What will ensure any code’s survival and success in Australia is “market differentiation”, not attempting to turn your code into a mum-friendly soccer with a few handling rules added in for variety.


While rugby league may sometimes give the appearance of being a caged gorilla, there’s little doubt that AFL is hurriedly turning itself into a pet poodle, so determined are they to ensure their code can be patted in complete safety by young kiddies as their fearful mothers watch on.

Source: Tribe13.com.au
 

RugbyHighlights

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Good article RL1908. Objectively better argued and written than team-AFL's article.

It amazes me how fundamentally deluded AFL as a collective are.
 

FastEddie

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As Edwina and I went up to bed last night we put on Fox Sports News and saw the `biffo' from the AFL. It included:
- hair pulling
- pushing a bloke kneeling on the ground
- someone punching someone slyly - in the wrist
- hugging
- someone in a headlock
- someone getting hit by a punch to the gut that would not have knocked down a toddler. The twinkie on the receiving end went down as if he had been hit by a rocket launcher

Even Edwina remarked `what a bunch of cats'

I was too gobsmacked to say any words about these singlet wearing, victorian spastics who play a game about as tough as tiddly winks, a game descended from gaylick football played by the only 20 sober people in the 3rd world sh*t tip that is Dublin
 

chrisc101

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This guy can sometimes be really off the mark. His articles on the Melbourne Storm dramas were excellent but this is just rubbish and sounds like the sort of crap their fat CEO pushes - "we need to give Sydney kids a chance if there body type isn't right"

There has been no open case of 'thuggery' in RL for a long time. I laugh when I see the AFL players running around elbowing, pushing and hugging each other.
 

Pierced Soul

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Superior ball handling skills

he was talking about what they do in the sheds after the game and in their huddles

AFL commentators always come out around origin, they're jealous of the attention, and the spectacle. notice we dont wank on about any of their sh*t because LEAGUE DOESNT CARE
 

RL1908

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As Edwina and I went up to bed last night we put on Fox Sports News and saw the `biffo' from the AFL. It included:
- hair pulling
- pushing a bloke kneeling on the ground
- someone punching someone slyly - in the wrist
- hugging
- someone in a headlock
- someone getting hit by a punch to the gut that would not have knocked down a toddler. The twinkie on the receiving end went down as if he had been hit by a rocket launcher

Even Edwina remarked `what a bunch of cats'

I was too gobsmacked to say any words

I saw that - the NRL charges were first, and I was actually thinking "Why does RL go through this every week...in effect, showing a bad/violent RL "highlights" reel to the world?"....

Then the AFL package of charges came up, and it was just clip after clip of niggling rubbish.

The way the media sweat on the "charge sheet" in both codes and then turn it into a parade of video lowlights from the weekend, I think both codes should look for an alternative system.
 

SDM

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AFL would love a night of brutal Origin biffo
OH, we hope this is right. A little bit of biffo expected tomorrow night in the first State of Origin. Talk, too, of NSW having the necessary "mongrel" to defeat cocky Queensland. A night of passion and smashin'.

We recall observations from commentators on past interstate biffo. "Nothing wrong with that, two big men having a go at it." Priceless. "We've seen plenty of this in Origin. This is one of the best." Oh, thank you, thank you.
Revenge, too, for the actions of Brett White, the Blues prop who sank Queensland's Steve Price motionless to the ground in the third game last year. And then Justin Poore pulling up his ga-ga opponent Price. "A dog act," said Greg Inglis.
If it gets really bad then that's very good for the AFL, the sport that is determined to become a significant player in the Queensland and NSW winter markets.
Just as the community no longer tolerates the whipping of horses; just as it no longer stomachs risking horses over jumps for our entertainment, football thuggery is becoming increasingly less acceptable.









The AFL is wondering what to do about Barry Hall, the Western Bulldogs player who reacted to constant harassment from his North Melbourne opponent Scott Thompson on the weekend. Hall's response was explosive. He swung Thompson to the ground and placed him in a headlock that lasted at least 10 seconds and had the force to rip off the top half of a bull.
Now while we accept in the State of Origin environment such a thing is considered a good-to-see-you handshake, it is viewed less favourably by the AFL. And Hall is in trouble. The league fines players who wrestle, the NRL fines those who don't. Hall was lucky to escape with just a fine.
The AFL would like nothing more than a night of biffo in the State of Origin match. It is trying to position itself as a serious alternative sport to northerners where gratuitous violence will not be tolerated. Where kids will be safe to play knowing that punch-ups are outlawed and not lauded. It has as much as $400 million to spend on the Gold Coast and Sydney markets where it is introducing the 17th and 18th teams. Any bit of help the incumbent codes league and union are happy to biff in will be graciously accepted.
Just how serious this fight over market share has become was evident in the papers yesterday. The coach of the Gold Coast franchise, Guy McKenna, was reported as planning to step out rugby league star Karmichael Hunt in the secondary VFL competition. It might happen within three weeks.
The risk here to the AFL is extreme. Hunt has returned from a stint at rugby union in France. Whatever the AFL says, it remains a certainty that the league has invested heavily in this experiment. If he can master a third game within 12 months then it is a coup for the AFL. If he is a dud and leaves the AFL a failure, the loss of face is grand though the AFL might argue that the indigenous game is so skilful not even the best league or union players have the natural excellence to master it.
The AFL has made a play for Israel Folau, the young man who is wooed by all three codes. Folau was said to have approached the west Sydney franchise and he has been embraced by the AFL with enthusiasm and loads of money. The AFL said at the time that Folau's presence would help the game appeal to the Polynesian community.
That is the very reason, The Australian said yesterday, that had sparked a fresh NRL initiative to keep Folau a league player. NRL chief executive David Gallop has encouraged the Broncos to work hard to retain Folau. The NRL was prepared to help with third-party deals and has approached the federal government to consider Folau as a likely ambassador within the islander community.
The NRL must not just beat off the AFL, but rookie Melbourne rugby union club, the Rebels. The franchise has put together a large offer that - like the AFL's - makes no sense in pure football terms. But image and promotion have become as important as speed and skill in recruiting in the modern football marketplace.
And that's the very reason the AFL will watch the State of Origin tomorrow night and hope some brutal biffo is on from the start. That is rugby league bashing to the converted. The AFL's best hope of making inroads in Queensland and NSW is to present as a viable alternative. The AFL wants to show that courage is intrinsic to its game that requires superior ball-handling skills and imagination.
In rugby league, State of Origin courage is contrived and puffed up in the fancy dress of biffo


Yeah, NSW banned jumps over 10 years before Victorianria.

Says it all in the 2nd bolded part, they all watch it, its great.
 

Doomednow

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Empty, petty, attention seeking rubbish with no basis in fact or reality. Have I missed all the articles by league commentators banging on about how bad AFL is, or do they just not exist?

Let them bitch and moan. We'll ignore it, take the high ground, and keep playing an international game in which we are recognised as the having the best and most skilled competition (rather than just being able to say that because nobody else in the world plays it or gives a sh*t).

Pathetic.
 

GCR

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"The league fines players who wrestle, the NRL fines those who don't."

I must've missed the time an NRL player fronted the judiciary over not wrestling someone :?
 

Zoggy

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wtf is this s*** , who is this monkey ?

I introduced my girl to League and she absolutly loves it (She was one of those hates all Sport with a passion chick). I flcked on the AFL once to try and find a league game and she made me explain the AFL rules to her. After watching it for about 1 min she told me the game was messy looking and the players seem very feminine lol.
 
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Patricia Smith never fails to deliver.

Of course he is looking forward to "a bit of origin biffo".

Can you imagine having to watch these cats constantly ruffling each others singlets, for what seems to be 4 hours at a time?

This particularly pooncey one above, seems to be furiously rubbing his scent glands over his patiently, consenting "opponent".
 

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