The 2013 FFB Awards Ceremony

[Monk]

The media build-up to this event had been over the top to say the least, it was all about the stars tonight and the FFB's finest wouldn't disappoint.

FFB legend Twizzle was wearing his best Tux while Dutchy proved that less can sometimes be more as him and his Wingman Clyde strutted down the Red Carpet with girls throwing their delicates in their direction.

McLovin waltzed down the aisle with his beautiful wife Kate Beckinsale, stepping over Madunit's passed out body.

A limo pulled up and out of it strolled Misanthrope and a crowd of women, shortly after his arrival adamkungl showed up, beer in one hand, portugese burger in the other.

The rest of the FFB followed soon after, Dragon2010, BunniesMan, abpanther, soc123_au, Dani, BDR, SGL, etc etc

As Didgi walked into the theatre a TV personality ran up to him and stuffed a microphone into his face.

"What's it like playing the personality of Tyrion Lannister in HBO's hit series Game of Thrones?"

The entire theatre erupted in a glorious lolJD. The Night was finally getting started.

As the theatre filled to the brim only one chair was left empty, it was reserved for Hallatia who, true to her word, was done with glitz and glamour of the FFB lifestyle.

Tonight's MC, Monk, stood up on the stage and stared into the restless crowd of drunk forummers, seeing faces of those young and old, drunk and delirious. It was going to be a good night.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nubs and Plebs. I welcome you to the 2013 FFB Awards Ceremony.

Please stfu while I get this shit started.

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Award winners:
Biggest Bitchfight: BM vs 9701
Best FFB Thread: The Relationship Advice Thread
Best Alt Account: AdemKungal
Best Jimmy Rustler: AlwaysGreen and Dogslife
Derpiest Firkie: BunniesMan
Firkie who makes us Facepalm: BunniesMan
Best Overseas Firkie: Misanthrope
Most likely to be nude right now: Dutchy
Biggest Meltdown: BunniesMan
Most Underrated Firkie: Soc123_au
Most Improved: Didgi and Dragon2010
Peoples Choice: Apey and Dani
Twizzles Award: Mis
Firkie of the Year: adamkungl
FFB Hall of Fame: Class of 2013
- Twizzle
- JessEel
- God King Dean
- Chileman
- NewtownBluebags

 

[Dutchy]

LolJD at Tyrion.

 

[Dragon2010]

WOOP! I got a mention. :crazy:

 

[Misanthrope]

I was all outraged at not being included and then I was like 'LOLwat?' When I realised I had my own mention.

 

[abpanther]

Who's shout?

 

[Dutchy]

There's a bar tab yo.

 

[Monk]

"First of all ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce that as per LU standards, all Award Banners will be issued in the LU Colours of Blue/Orange. Should the winner wish for the Colours to be changed to suit their preference they should PM Monk at the end of the Ceremony"

 

[BDR]

 

[Apey]

You ask me for my opinion on the banners and then you don't even include me in the opening post.

What the f**k, man?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Im not winning anything, who wants to get loose with me?

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm a bowl of tuna pasta bake and a few Tsing Tao in already.

 

[Dragon2010]

Where the f*cks the appetisers. I'm hungry!

 

[Monk]

First of all tonight we will start with the Biggest Bitchfight Award.

This award was awarded to what was deemed the biggest bitchfight in FFB lore.

The Most popular nominees are:
- Didgi vs The World
- Dogslife vs Cliffy
- BM vs 9701
- Hala vs Stormy

As a hush came over the crowd Monk opened the envelope which seemed to be soaking in Jack Daniels.

The Winner is, BM vs 9701!!!!

Congratulations to all involved. Let's move on.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Im'a let y'all finish... But Beyonce had the greatest video of the year. Just about the greatest video of all time. But im'a let you finish.

 

[Dragon2010]

 

[soc123_au]

Polite applause. Who else is naked?

 

[Misanthrope]

Polite applause. Who else is naked?

Gunning for that 'most likely to be naked' award?

 

[BDR]

 

[Dragon2010]

Polite applause. Who else is naked?

*Looks at Rapey* :shock:

 

[Apey]