The 2014/15 Off Season Thread

[Avenger]

Any of you twinkies like Cognac?

I do Baz, why?

 

[Suitman]

Yay. Just scored tickets for the football tonight.
C'mon you Socceroos.

Suity

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hey IPA wankers! I just grabbed a six pack of The Duck's Nuts, by the merkins who make Fat Yak. It's an 'APA', if you will. It was four and a half bucks cheaper than Little Creatures! Anyway I'll let you know if it turns me a silly merkin just as well as any other beer. Onya merkins!

Shithouse beer.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yeah it's ordinary.

 

[Twizzle]

Yay. Just scored tickets for the football tonight.
C'mon you Socceroos.

Suity

Make sure you wave to us

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Any of you twinkies like Cognac?

I don't have a smoking jacket. Or a high-backed armchair. Or a stocked humidor. Or swirling glasses. Or an open fireplace. So no.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I don't like anything I can't pronounce.

You can't pronounce 'kognak'?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I bought a beer last week called Lander Brau. Tastes like bubble gum.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I do Baz, why?

Well, we'd been through the Scotches...

Any particular variety? A bloke at the shop where I've been getting some wine recently pointed me to this small bottle (200mls) of a pricey Delamain 'Pale and Dry' XO which I thought was superb. Seem a bit pricey back in Oz......though I'm sure I'll rationalise the purchase one day.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I don't like anything I can't pronounce.

Just say 'Brandy' then.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Is that a long 'a' or a short 'a'? And how is the 'y' pronounced?

#braandigh

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah it's ordinary.

f**k yeah it is. You could have gotten into the Hop Hogs for a similar amount. Though that beer is typically wasted on second rate citizens like yourself.

#OnlyKiddingf**kbag

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If I could live my life over again I just would have spent that nineteen bucks on Fat Yak. It's tops. It tastes just like Little Creatures pale, which I also love.

 

[Haynzy]

Well, we'd been through the Scotches...

Any particular variety? A bloke at the shop where I've been getting some wine recently pointed me to this small bottle (200mls) of a pricey Delamain 'Pale and Dry' XO which I thought was superb. Seem a bit pricey back in Oz......though I'm sure I'll rationalise the purchase one day.

I quite like Hennesey.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

So do gangster rappers.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Liberals getting smashed in QLD, may even lose.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Bogans love free shit from the government.

#VoteLeft

 

[T.S Quint]

I quite like Hennesey.

Asians are very big on it.
I've been to quite a few parties where it's predominately Asian people attending and there are cases of the stuff there. It's always all gone by the end of the night. There is always someone walking around with a bottle and a shot glass getting everyone there to drink.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I wonder how many such parties watched the Asian Cup final tonight.

 

[T.S Quint]

None.

They're all too busy doing karaoke and taking photos of their food on their phones.