The Annual Sharks Christmas Present List

[Card Shark]

A new inflatable shark. (Mine broke - just out of warranty).

My inflatable "shark" was called Mandy!

 

[roboshark]

I got a year subscription to a psychiatrist

 

[SadShark]

My inflatable "shark" was called Mandy!

Ah, inflatable Mandy - the chick at the adult store said that model kept going down on customers.

I’ll see myself out.........

 

[SadShark]

.......and think, daaaaaamn you look goooooooood.

 

[snout]

Tickets....


2019 Sharks Mermaids auditions https://www.sharks.com.au/news/2018/12/18/2019-sharks-mermaids-auditions/

 

[carcharias]

Tickets....


2019 Sharks Mermaids auditions https://www.sharks.com.au/news/2018/12/18/2019-sharks-mermaids-auditions/

Backstage?

 

[snout]

Cameltoesville

 

[Card Shark]

Ah, inflatable Mandy - the chick at the adult store said that model kept going down on customers.

I’ll see myself out.........

Was out at the local nightclub (brewery in Maitland , you’d know it uncle).

They had a raffle & Mandy was the prize. I was the lucky winner.

Unwrapped her & blew her up on stage.

Caused a lot of angst amongst the other punters, they wanted her.

For her own safety, had to take her home (before she was ready to leave mind you).

I went back to resume drinking.