The death test

[Phillips]

with all these people dieing in there 80's from cancer, you'd think they would have a cure by then :|

 

[JTR]

February 2060, Age 81

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20105.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 32% of your life.

 

[JTR]

A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 302278 test takers

14% smoke
41% have health insurance
3% eat a lot of nice beef
39% hold in farts
12% are impressed with themselves

The top cause of death among relatives was cancer
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel

 

[Earl]

February 2063
at age 77


WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21192.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.

 

[Ghoulies]

February 2063

WHY YOU DIE?
13% loneliness

You can die from that? :?

 

[JTR]

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Exactly the same as me... :?

 

[knightsgal85]

My result:

According to our research, you'll be dead by:

June 2064
at age 79

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 79.1 years

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21688.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Exactly the same as me... :?

Yeah, I got the exact same percentages myself.

 

[MysteryGirl]

I die of cancer in Feb of 2044

I guess I'll be sure to take that time off work. :lol:

 

[dougthelegend]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2061
at age 76


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 76.4 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 20551.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.