Big Poppa Pump
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Since I am a new fish in these waters I figure I will start the ball rolling. The only people I really know are Penelope & Roostargirl.
What can I say about Pump. Well, I refer to myself in the 3rd person quite a lot :lol: :lol: :lol: Anyways, here goes................
Big Poppa Pump was born in February 2001. He immediately took up residence on the Wall where he became a much loved & sometimes feared character. Pump is aggressive, quick witted, extremely loyal & has no fear. Pump has taken part in the bombing of the Newcastle & Broncos sites and the WORL wars of 2002 and played a part in its forums section eventual death. Pump has fought for the rights of Cummo, Helen of Troy and melon. Pump can sometimes be a complete bastard & a total wanker but his heart is always in the right place. Pump loves the Roosters.
Pumps alter ego is called Mark. Mark was born in Auburn Hospital on September 29, 1968. That makes him 35. He is 6'1, weighs 110 kilos. He lives in Campbelltown (southwest Sydney). He is married with two children. A daughter, Riley who is 5 in March & a son, Declan who has just turned one. Mark drives a 2001 Falcon & has a Rottweiler called Maggie. He has a tattoo of the Roosters emblem on his left upper arm that he got after the 2002 GF. Mark works in Parramatta as a lending manager in a major finance company. He has converted his wife from Manly to the Roosters & bought his daughter her first Roosters jersey for Christmas. His son came home from the hospital in a Roosters jumpsuit.
Now some intimate details.
First kiss - I was about 5. With the girl from next door.
First wank - I was about 8.
First root - I was 14. With Lisa under the Arts & Craft building at Miller Primary. I thought I was a stud. She told everyone I had a little dick.
That pretty much sums it up. Sometimes I am Pump. Sometimes I am Mark. All of the time I am a Rooster.
What can I say about Pump. Well, I refer to myself in the 3rd person quite a lot :lol: :lol: :lol: Anyways, here goes................
Big Poppa Pump was born in February 2001. He immediately took up residence on the Wall where he became a much loved & sometimes feared character. Pump is aggressive, quick witted, extremely loyal & has no fear. Pump has taken part in the bombing of the Newcastle & Broncos sites and the WORL wars of 2002 and played a part in its forums section eventual death. Pump has fought for the rights of Cummo, Helen of Troy and melon. Pump can sometimes be a complete bastard & a total wanker but his heart is always in the right place. Pump loves the Roosters.
Pumps alter ego is called Mark. Mark was born in Auburn Hospital on September 29, 1968. That makes him 35. He is 6'1, weighs 110 kilos. He lives in Campbelltown (southwest Sydney). He is married with two children. A daughter, Riley who is 5 in March & a son, Declan who has just turned one. Mark drives a 2001 Falcon & has a Rottweiler called Maggie. He has a tattoo of the Roosters emblem on his left upper arm that he got after the 2002 GF. Mark works in Parramatta as a lending manager in a major finance company. He has converted his wife from Manly to the Roosters & bought his daughter her first Roosters jersey for Christmas. His son came home from the hospital in a Roosters jumpsuit.
Now some intimate details.
First kiss - I was about 5. With the girl from next door.
First wank - I was about 8.
First root - I was 14. With Lisa under the Arts & Craft building at Miller Primary. I thought I was a stud. She told everyone I had a little dick.
That pretty much sums it up. Sometimes I am Pump. Sometimes I am Mark. All of the time I am a Rooster.
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