The Haiku Thread

[[furrycat]]

Timmah, Kate doesn't believe you.

 

[RK]

Timmah, Kate doesn't believe you.

I dont give a continental anymore!!!

 

[[furrycat]]

Kate, tell Timmah he is gay

 

[RK]

Timmah your gay!!!!

 

[Timmah]

But I wanna root girlies

I'm not gay!

*cries*

 

[shadow grinder]

Hey girl you are Hot
What's your number I'll call you
Haha, just kidding

 

[Raider_69]

i got my hair cut
once again its nice and short
raider_69 rules

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

finally there are
some haikus in this thread
ban all other posts

 

[shadow grinder]

Ugly Old Lady
She Think's I'm Interested
She Makes my Dick Limp

 

[Timmah]

i got my hair cut
once again its nice and short
raider_69 rules

I also did that
but it took them so f**king
long to call me up

f**k Just Cuts to hell
They are slow prickheads and they
need to get a grip

Yay! Two haikus!

 

[Timmah]

finally there are
some haikus in this thread
ban all other posts

That stupid haiku
only had a total of
six syllables there ^

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

'posts' is only one
i am assuming you are
referring to that.

 

[Timmah]

Some hai kus in this thread
1------2--3--4--5---6

 

[Moffo]

i like a big butt
with a tushie i can grab
gimme one if u can

 

[[furrycat]]

I shot the Sheriff
And then I made love to the
Deputy! Oh yeah!

 

[Moffo]

I shot the Sheriff
And then I made love to the
Deputy! Oh yeah!

furry cat was a whore
who took it up the back door
now his butt is sore

 

[[furrycat]]

You failed Moffo
Your first line is way too long
Now YOUR butt is sore

 

[Moffo]

you're a back door bandit

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Andrew Voss says this
"Phillips Penetrates defence"
now his butt is sore.

 

[Timmah]

number 2 luke burt
that was so not funny dude
please stop trying now.