The Humourous evidence thread

[Alan Shore]

This is the place where we get pics, quotes and so on that show how pathetic the degenerate Dragqueen scumbags from the Kogarah slums, Illawarra and the "St George district" (if it can even be called a district), which just make for endless laughter.

I'm too lazy to find any pics ATM so I'll just post these couple:

CRONULLA 40 d. DRAGQUEENS 10
MELBOURNE 70 d. DRAGQUEENS 10
MELBOURNE 20 d. DRAGQUEENS 18 (1999 Grand Final)
NTH QLD 50 d. DRAGQUEENS 4 (2000 - when Nth Qld got the spoon!)

 

[wittyfan]

CRONULLA 40 d. DRAGQUEENS 24 (2002 SEMI)

 

[Jimbo]

Attaboy!!

Our head-to head record is pretty good for starters:

Wins: 8-3 to Cronulla
Draws: 1-0 to Cronulla
Points differential: 281 to 229
Minor Premierships: 1-0 to Cronulla

And so on, and so forth...

 

[King of the Hill]

Sunny day in the main street of Hurstville as the citizenry bow down to their almighty leader, the father of the revolution, his excellency Mao.

 

[Macca]

A picture of the Kogarah United U/7's State rep players.

:lol:

 

[Jimbo]

Q. How many crap games does it take to change a Leikvoll?

 

[eternaltreblinka]

St George street signs:

 

[beerboy]

Attaboy!!

Our head-to head record is pretty good for starters:

Wins: 8-3 to Cronulla
Draws: 1-0 to Cronulla
Points differential: 281 to 229
Minor Premierships: 1-0 to Cronulla

And so on, and so forth...

draws 1-0 that doesnt make sense how can we be leading the draws??

 

[Jimbo]

Well, um, because they suck and we don't?

 

[Eskimo Sharkie]

That sounds fair enough to me Jimbo.

I've got a horrible feeling that one of the Dragqueens is going to remind us of that 74-4 debacle (and continue to do so for all eternity). I know that the referee had a huge contribution to the result, but it's still there on the record and, I for one, am pretty disgusted that it is.

For the Dragqueens, it's hard to pick between the 70-10 and the Grand Final loss. I'll go for the latter as that was probably the sweetest moment for me apart from when Newcastle beat Manly in 1997. The bad taste in my mouth from 1973 and 1978 still hasn't gone away and won't until we win our first Premiership.

 

[Jimbo]

Fair enough mate, but for my money there's a lot more shame in being belted by 60 with 13 men on the park, as opposed to 10-11. The Dragins' 'effort' against Melbourne was the most pathetic I've ever seen on a football field, and that includes Shane Hayne's refereeing.

 

[beerboy]

and losing the plot was kinda the funniest thing in that Parra game
i hate to compare the Sharks to schoolboys
cause i know when we get pissed off with the ref or other teams in our games we just click and winning becomes irrelevant, everyones just like "f**ken smash the merkins" "im smashing the 5/8" etc
just reminded me of us

thats all

/

 

[wittyfan]

Hehe, with the excitement of a new coach and stuff I'd totally forgotten about the Parramatta massacre. A dark day indeed, but a bright tomorrow for the club now.

 

[Special K]

Attaboy!!

Our head-to head record is pretty good for starters:

Wins: 8-3 to Cronulla
Draws: 1-0 to Cronulla
Points differential: 281 to 229
Minor Premierships: 1-0 to Cronulla

And so on, and so forth...

draws 1-0 that doesnt make sense how can we be leading the draws??

Because C comes before S

 

[King of the Hill]

Last weekend I was talking to this Dragons fan, he was still under the impression that St George still exist, I said fair enough - they do play lower grades. He then said, no he was talking about the NRL and referred to the merger as a St George "takeover" of Illawarra. I asked him if it was a takeover why they play the majority of games in Illawarra? He couldnt really figure that one out either but to his immense credit he did admit that without the NSW government they wouldnt have either of their home grounds. I'm the one who is most puzzled now because I just cant get my head around why he thought it was a "takeover" by St George?

:? :? :?

 

[beerboy]

they should wear the old steelers jersey at WIN or at least as an away strip (seeing that they dont often have to change it anyway, seeing there the only club sad enought to wear white

 

[cheese]

That take over myth is a load of bullsh1t....

They're a completely different and seperate entity........Its all in the ABN

 

[Alan Shore]

Well...that's delusional degenerates for you!

 

[fatshark]

Rnd 12 2003
Cowboys-36
Queens-16
At OKI

 

[Special K]

GLOVE SLAP!

Brownie don't take that!

Glove slap!

Shut yo big yap!

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