Righto, better put mine up. This is about all I have.
Bit of background, every year at a town 1hr west of Townsville is a place called Charters Towers that has the Goldfield ashes every Australia weekend-ish. 180 odd teams, 3 days of ridiculous piss drinking madness with some cricket thrown in. This is after the first night 'over speed' of 10000000 rums, I woke up in a basketball court where we were staying, then had to play cricket in a NQ summer blind drunk but powered through in the field, but lost my shoe when we came off. I'm still blind here and dry reaching behind the ute. Class, all f**king class. We lost.............. so the boys say. I don't remember batting but apparently i hit about 15 runs.