The IanG Lunch Thread (No goat on the menu)

[Apey]

No, I'm not. I've only ever had sex with human women, much to my shame.

We can't all reach the lofty heights of bestiality.

 

[Misanthrope]

Bugger me, I'm full. After tonight, I'll join my sister as the only never of our family to birth an eight pounder.

 

[IanG]

Will Keiran Perkins be there?

Now there's a blast from the past

 

[Misanthrope]

Now there's a blast from the past

One of your old flames, you cad?

 

[Apey]

One of your old flames, you cad?

A reputable source informs me that Ian once had a passionate threesome with Keiran Perkins & iangsbiggestfan.

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't know what people were talking about. Sizzler last night was much better than Hog's Breath the day before.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I don't know what people were talking about. Sizzler last night was much better than Hog's Breath the day before.

 

[Misanthrope]

Deadly serious. Better main, cheaper overall, and the staff didn't seem to be digging for tips.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Deadly serious. Better main, cheaper overall, and the staff didn't seem to be digging for tips.

... I'm not sure you went to Sizzler... :sarcasm:

 

[IanG]

We have a Hogs Breath Cafe in Newcastle. It's along Honeysuckle Drive. It use to be in Hamilton in the old Masonic Building in Beaumont Street. There's one at Nelson Bay as well.

 

[Misanthrope]

We have a Hogs Breath Cafe in Newcastle. It's along Honeysuckle Drive. It use to be in Hamilton in the old Masonic Building in Beaumont Street. There's one at Nelson Bay as well.

Have you considered a career with Newcastle tourism?

 

[dogslife]

I'd go on that tour

 

[adamkungl]

We have a Hogs Breath Cafe in Newcastle. It's along Honeysuckle Drive. It use to be in Hamilton in the old Masonic Building in Beaumont Street. There's one at Nelson Bay as well.

Any of them serve goat? ...if you catch my meaning wink wink nudge nudge ;-)

 

[Misanthrope]

I'd go on that tour

Does the tour include areas such as Windale, Maitland, and Glendale?

 

[dogslife]

Does the tour include areas such as Windale, Maitland, and Glendale?

And Cessnock hopefully. I don't know how you'd see it all in one day

 

[Dani]

 

[Apey]

:lol: Have you been searching through Ian's belongings?

 

[Dani]

I found his primary school books!

 

[Drew-Sta]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: Well played Dani, well played.