The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[lockyno1]

Jaques "Sizzler" Kallis

 

[African Monkey]

That's not nice.

 

[lockyno1]

It is his new nickname. I propose a motion hiney and co than Jaques will be known as "Sizzler" from now on!

 

[African Monkey]

No that's not cool. The manterrae would be a better nickname.

 

[lockyno1]

Sizzler or fatso, take your pick

 

[African Monkey]

Can you start a new thread because this is the Jaques Kallis appreciation thread not the Jaques Kallis critisicing thread.

 

[TheParraboy]

guys lets leave the personal & physical insults away from this thread

Porky is a great test alrounder, period.

cheers

 

[lockyno1]

Sizzler is great, in "some" ways.

 

[TheParraboy]

Do they even have Sizzler in South Africa????????

lets keep it real guys

 

[TheParraboy]

I'm starting to think that Kallis should turn into a bowler instead.

lawn bowler?

 

[African Monkey]

lawn bowler?

Specialist fast bowler. Lawn bowls in his spear time.

 

[lockyno1]

Do they even have Sizzler in South Africa????????

lets keep it real guys

Maccas then!:lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

Do they even have Sizzler in South Africa????????

lets keep it real guys

But we do in Aus, he'll go to one while he's out here and he'll never leave. At least we wont have to watch him bat anymore :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

Now that is a man in good shape.

 

[lockyno1]

But we do in Aus, he'll go to one while he's out here and he'll never leave. At least we wont have to watch him bat anymore :lol:

Gold Hiney! He should join up with Piggy Riddell!:lol:

 

[African Monkey]

So you're now comparing Jaques Kallis to Piggy Riddell size wise ?

 

[hineyrulz]

So you're now comparing Jaques Kallis to Piggy Riddell size wise ?

No, Piggy is far fitter :lol:

 

[African Monkey]

Yes I agree hiney. Piggy is far fatter.

 

[hineyrulz]

Yes I agree hiney. Piggy is far fatter.

Yes, FITTER!!!!

 

[African Monkey]

Yes hiney Piggy is fatter.