The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[TheParraboy]

With a sh*tload of food beside him.

its called "bait"

 

[African Monkey]

Hopefully Roy can get as slim as Kallis.

 

[African Monkey]

its called "bait"

And pies.

 

[hineyrulz]

No he bowls Pies, sizzler eats them

 

[hineyrulz]

Hopefully Roy can get as slim as Kallis.

If Roy spends 10 years eating at Sizzler hopefully one day he can get to Fatboy's weight.

 

[TheParraboy]

he is a good bowler for his size

 

[African Monkey]

Roy could only dream of being as skinny as Kallis.

 

[hineyrulz]

Roy could only dream of being as skinny as Kallis.

In the Strike rate department ;-)

 

[African Monkey]

No in body weight.

 

[hineyrulz]

Maybe his Hair weighs more than Sizzler's hair.......

 

[African Monkey]

Yeah that too.

 

[TheParraboy]

whats kallis's BMI ?

50+ ?

 

[hineyrulz]

whats kallis's BMI ?

5000+ ?

:sarcasm:

 

[TheParraboy]

For all us JH Kallis fans here is a site to adore on the great man


http://www.kallis.co.za/

I hope that you will enjoy reading what I get up to off the field as well as on the field. Having this site set up for me is very exciting as finally I will be able to communicate with all my fans from over the years. I would also welcome any pictures or comments you might like to see added to my site.

Please let me know your thoughts and I look forward to answering your questions when I am available. We only get 3 weeks off a year as you know.

I ask you all to support and follow my foundation with interest. The boys are doing extremely well and you can follow their progress on my site where they will be sending us all their latest antics.

Warm Wishes
JK

Some Q & A

How would you change the game: Play fewer matches, more results in Test matches :lol:

Products I use for my hair and body I use all Sanex products for my hair, feet and body - he has hair???

Cricketing ambitions To fulfill my potential and win the World Cup

Best restaurant Famous Butcher’s Grill Restaurant, South Africa (I knew there was no Sizzler over there)

 

[lockyno1]

Sizzler is distraught!

 

[African Monkey]

A great man he is.

 

[TheParraboy]

his birthday is coming up

 

[lockyno1]

Is his BMI up as usual

 

[TheParraboy]

BMI is flawed, doesnt take into account muscle mass

ask any NRL player

 

[lockyno1]

It takes into account how many kebabs he has eaten though!