The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

He will never be anorexic

So tell me why he's down to 54 kg then godfrey.

 

[Tigers_are_Pro]

This man is the skinniest ^^^^^^ - Jacques Kallis

 

[hineyrulz]

I bet Jaques is loving all that hair they gave him.........

 

[African Monkey]

The blonde guy on the bottom row looks like Shannon MacPherson.

 

[TheParraboy]

wasnt that just a lovely after match speech by Jacques?

Such a humble man

 

[TheParraboy]

Im pinching myself, in a coupe of days time I will see Jacques in the flesh

 

[Twizzle]

and there's plenty of flesh to see

 

[TheParraboy]

think I should ask for a hug?

 

[hineyrulz]

Go for it PB, give him a nice big bear hug.

 

[lockyno1]

You won't fit around his fat arse

 

[TheParraboy]

I might just shake his hand and put my other hand on his shoulder

 

[Twizzle]

think I should ask for a hug?

take your hoover

 

[African Monkey]

What a ball he bowled to dismiss Katich. I have come to the conclusion that Jacques is a genius.

 

[TheParraboy]

. I have come to the conclusion that Jacques is a genius.

I had that conclusion many years ago ...

hopefully see him get his 10,000th test run tomorrow, should be a wild moment in test cricket history, ill be honoured to be part of it

 

[African Monkey]

Make a sign and take it to the cricket tomorrow then go and meet Jacques after the days play.

 

[TheParraboy]

might be hard pressed to meet him, ill be in a queue of thousands tbh...

 

[African Monkey]

You notice that this thread continually gets posts where as other appreciation threads get posts for about 3 days before they end up in obscurity.

 

[TheParraboy]

There is always something happening with Jacques

I cant believe this might be his last test match in Australia

 

[African Monkey]

Maybe Jacques will live in Australia once he retires ?

 

[TheParraboy]

He could help up and coming allrounders and open up a sizzler franchise?