The man of many faces

[Swiftstylez]

"The man of many faces"
An original LU story by Swiftstylez


The silence was overbearing. The moon flickered through the curtains strong enough to accentuate the cigarette smoke cascading around the room.

"I can't quit you," whimpered Bartman, but he was not referring to his cancer on a stick.

Bortman smiled as he heard what he had been dying to hear for a long time. Shocked by Bartman's temerity but elated from the declaration, he got up and logged on to his favorite discussion board.

The problem was there was only one person present in the room the entire evening.

"I'm the friendliest ghost in town," smirked the delusional man to himself

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[parra-matters]

Do we still have moderators on this forum?

 

[Gary Gutful]

These sorts of threads have been happening for a long time so why bitch about it now? I reckon Swifty has done about 100 of them since 2009.

The alternative is to have a thread about how a thread is going to stop...

Come on thread stopper, I know you've got one in you.

 

[Bazal]

These sorts of threads have been happening for a long time so why bitch about it now? I reckon Swifty has done about 100 of them since 2009.

The alternative is to have a thread about how a thread is going to stop...

Come on thread stopper, I know you've got one in you.

This thread is gold compared to some of the tripe others have dished up tbh....

 

[Swiftstylez]

What's wrong with a nice story about love and friendship?

 

[Gronk]

These sorts of threads have been happening for a long time so why bitch about it now? I reckon Swifty has done about 100 of them since 2009.

The alternative is to have a thread about how a thread is going to stop...

Come on thread stopper, I know you've got one in you.

Nothing wrong with a poll you know. You gotta love a poll.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

We could vote on what we want the protagonist to do next! I vote he puts everyone on ignore.

 

[Bazal]

We could vote on what we want the protagonist to do next! I vote he puts everyone on ignore.

First we need to explore his motivation for putting everyone on ignore.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I vote that he has an atomic blow up and individually sledges every single one of us with insults so cutting that there is no alternative than for us join a netball forum.

 

[Bazal]

I vote that he has an atomic blow up and individually sledges every single one of us with insults so cutting that there is no alternative than for us join a netball forum.

One of my alts posts on a netball forum....I've said too much

 

[Swiftstylez]

We could vote on what we want the protagonist to do next! I vote he puts everyone on ignore.

I will take all suggestions into consideration, thanks for your feedback

 

[Poupou Escobar]

First we need to explore his motivation for putting everyone on ignore.

The motivation is so he can tell them he's got them on ignore. In fact, he doesn't even need to put them on ignore to achieve this. So he probably hasn't.

 

[Twizzle]

Do we still have moderators on this forum?

yes, and thank god they still have a sense of humour

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I think he should have chosen a more appropriate adjective than 'overbearing'. Mods have no standards these days.

 

[Swiftstylez]

The 2nd chapter of the script is a lyrical interlude, titled "Mrs C."


I was the one who had it all,
my post count was first rate,
I never needed anybody in my life,
LU I could not replace

I'll never shake away the pain,
I close my eyes but she's still there,
I let her steal into my translucent heart,
it's more than I can bear

Now I know she'll never leave me,
even as she's banned away,
she will still torment me, scare me, haunt me,
login, with a VPN

wasting in my lonely closet,
typing by an open door,
I'll fool myself she'll float right in,
and ghost with me forever more

 

[Gary Gutful]

Does the V in 'VPN' stand for what I think it stands for?

 

[Swiftstylez]

Does the V in 'VPN' stand for what I think it stands for?

Virgins? Of course...

 

[Bazal]

I thought it stood for viscous.

 

[Swiftstylez]