the new coke thread

[keeney]

during the 80's when the coke thread's dominance within the market was threatened, i was created. As the coke threads market share fell steadily to a rejuvinated pepsico thread, the coke thread was taking back to the drawin board, it was made smoother, easier, more tasty, in many ways made the ideal drink, the nectar of the gods, i was teh greatest drink of all time. Yet i failed, on all accounts i was better than my predecessor adn should ahve solved the problems our breed faced, but i was generally met with contempt by consumers. It was then that interest in my predecessor reemerged, consumers and corporations learnt a valuable lesson, beauty is often the imperfections, adn just because something is perfect doesnt guarantee it popularity. Consumers needed me to be shown how much they needed the coke thread, and from here interest once again picked up, although stil threatend by pepsico and lesser competitors, consumers realised they could not take the coke thread for granted, and while it wasnt as strong as it once was, its reemergence had begun.

 

[mullet]

i prefer dr pepper

 

[keeney]

yes but this is what new cokeshowed consumers, that peoples preferences often lie wtihin the things they have become accustomed to not the variance in taste

 

[madunit]

damn, this thread is unstoppable.

 

[keeney]

no thats the very point, much like manly of the 90's despite its extreme strengths, it wasnt very good at winning premierships(or public acceptance) see the parralels, willsmith-half eat your heart out

 

[mullet]

cherry coke is nice but pepsi is better

 

[keeney]

did new coke ever make it to australia?

no it sucked ass too much, adn mullet how the f**k can you like pepsi dr.pepper adn coke, its not done, you have to despise at least one

 

[madunit]

how about all three?

 

[mullet]

i despise diet coke

 

[keeney]

but you're a girl, i was gonna do a coke evolved thread, but ran out of steam

 

[mullet]

it makes u fat

 

[keeney]

it gives u brain cancer, but it gets u as fat as any of the other drinks u drink, it tastes like flat urine tho

 

[raz]

i once had a dream i was really thirsty and drank coke non stop it felt good...

 

[raz]

vanilla coke

 

[keeney]

that dream was good until the addition of vanilla, that shit is terrible

 

[Special K]

dr.pepper is shocking mullet you wanker.

 

[mullet]

water doesnt get me fat neither does green cordial but i must say i never tasted flat urine b4 so i couldnt comment

 

[keeney]

its bad, and while you may say hey, thats the same as drinking normal urine, i assure you once urine has been carbonated and then allowed to go flat it tatses justn like vanilla coke, ie. very bad

 

[mullet]

yeh im not a fan of vanilla coke. ohwell thanx, i'll now know to steer clear of flat urine next time

 

[Anonymous]

This pespi max I'm drinkin is damn good