The Official Swamp

[hineyrulz]

Does anyone genuinely know what the f**k this Belmore merkin is on about?

Considering the poster is probably an Alt of Moffo the Poffo i’d Say he’s talking about El D.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think he’s talking about you

 

[Belmore Dude]

Oh poo, Why would you name a dog El D?

 

[84 Baby]

Oh poo, Why would you name a dog El D?

@Eels Dude lives in Country NSW?

 

[Belmore Dude]

@Eels Dude lives in Country NSW?

No bud

 

[Gary Gutful]

@No bud lives in country NSW?

 

[84 Baby]

No bud

@Eels Dude doesn’t live in Country NSW? It would’ve explained where he’s been. Not a lot of Maccas close by out there

 

[Gary Gutful]

So, if we can just recap - Belmore Dude met a guy who has a dog that works at Maccas in Country NSW?

Is that right?

 

[Belmore Dude]

So, if we can just recap - Belmore Dude met a guy who has a dog that works at Maccas in Country NSW?

Is that right?

No

 

[84 Baby]

Yeah, way off Gary! The dog’s dead, you idiot!

 

[Gary Gutful]

But the dead dog is buried at Maccas?

 

[84 Baby]

*served

 

[Belmore Dude]

But the dead dog is buried at Maccas?

You blokes aren’t very bright are you?

 

[Happy MEel]

*served

Outrageous!!!

 

[Gronk]

I reckon the @Belmore Dude merkin is a standover man trying to track down a Eels supporter last seen in Bathurst. The dead dog is reference to a Godfather move he recently pulled. We're onto you merkin !

 

[Gary Gutful]

You blokes aren’t very bright are you?

OK. I've got it.

You have some petty, pathetic internet war going on with El D and you came on here to make some irrelevant, shit statement that none of us give a f**k about?

Closer?

 

[84 Baby]

OK. I've got it.

You have some petty, pathetic internet war going on with El D and you came on here to make some irrelevant, shit statement that none of us give a f**k about?

Closer?

I reckon you’re still way off

 

[Belmore Dude]

OK. I've got it.

You have some petty, pathetic internet war going on with El D and you came on here to make some irrelevant, shit statement that none of us give a f**k about?

Closer?

Not even close bud

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.

 

[Gronk]

Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.

I'm fresh outta caring.