The Real NRL Table

[Twizzle]

we're still shit on either table

 

[eels_fan]

So we’re still 4th last?

What’s the point of an alternate table if it doesn’t make us look any better?

What a waste of time!

This is a better example of an alternate table-

what the ladder would be if you just finished the regular season in alphabetical order:

Broncos
Bulldogs
Cowboys
Dolphins
Dragons
Eels
Knights
Panthers
—————————
Rabbitohs
Raiders
Roosters
Sea Eagles
Sharks
Storm
Tigers
Titans
Warriors

Look forward to our home final against the Knights

 

[the phantom menace]

Sadly when taking the byes out we're still 3-5, and still with the same negative points differential...

Play better merkins! Coach better Brad! Resource better club management!

 

[the phantom menace]

And worse still, even with the bye this week those things won't change

 

[Gronk]

And worse still, even with the bye this week those things won't change

If one of the Cows or Knights lose - then we revert to the normal NRL ladder for a week and we will jump one or two of them.

 

[King-Gutho94]

So we’re still 4th last?

What’s the point of an alternate table if it doesn’t make us look any better?

What a waste of time!

This is a better example of an alternate table-

what the ladder would be if you just finished the regular season in alphabetical order:

Broncos
Bulldogs
Cowboys
Dolphins
Dragons
Eels
Knights
Panthers
—————————
Rabbitohs
Raiders
Roosters
Sea Eagles
Sharks
Storm
Tigers
Titans
Warriors

Look forward to our home final against the Knights

A trip to Townsville in week 2 would cook us for the prelim though.

You can't win the week after playing in Townsville in Mid-late September the data proves it.

 

[Gronk]

Round 7 2025

 

[Sensei Cobra]

Still last

 

[senior]

If one of the rooster or panthers lose next week are are 16th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Poop both ways.

 

[TheParraboy]

Doesn’t get any realer than this

Hell yeah !!!

 

[the phantom menace]

With the bye this next round, and only being 2 points behind the 10th placed team - we could jump over (or land equal to, with our shitty for and against) a bunch of teams if results go our way/mostly to the higher placed teams.

Raiders beat Dolphins to keep them on 6 points
One of Manly (6 points) or Penrith (4 points) will lose - hopefully Manly
Sharks beat Wests Tigers to keep them on 6 points
Cowboys beat Titans to keep them on 6 points
Warriors beat Knights to keep them on 6 points
Dragons beat Roosters to keep them on 4 points

^ That would put us on "equal 10th" with 6 other teams on 6 points.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Doesn’t get any realer than this

Hell yeah !!!

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If it counts for GFs as well

We have won premierships in 2001, 2009 and 2022.

Last try scorers

Brett Hodgson, FuiFui MoiMoi and Jake Arthur

 

[Gronk]

Someone should do a table where you get 6 bonus points for beating Dragons and Wests Tigers in the opening 7 rounds.

 

[T.S Quint]

Just flip the table upside down.
We are first. Dogs are last.

Perfect.

 

[King-Gutho94]

If you get rid of the bye points this is the actual table right now based off wins.

You can see who has more games up there sleeve like a storm who has 2 more games left then the Sharks.

The only sporting competition in the world that hands out bye points and it just makes a mockery of the ladder.

Pos	Team	Games	Pts	Diff
1	Canterbury Bulldogs	11	18	74
2	Canberra Raiders	12	18	70
3	New Zealand Warriors	11	16	-1
4	Cronulla Sharks	12	14	44
5	Melbourne Storm	10	12	135
6	South Sydney Rabbitohs	11	12	-52
7	Brisbane Broncos	11	10	42
8	Redcliffe Dolphins	12	10	42
9	Manly Sea Eagles	11	10	18
10	Sydney Roosters	11	10	-20
11	Wests Tigers	11	10	-54
12	North Queensland Cowboys	10	9	-32
13	St George Illawarra Dragons	10	8	-11
14	Newcastle Knights	11	8	-55
15	Parramatta Eels	11	8	-79
16	Penrith Panthers	11	7	-21
17	Gold Coast Titans	10	6	-100