The totally worst songs of ALL time, and why you hate them thread

[2 True Blues]

There has been the copiers, and the some downright originally farked on their own depth charge. What are some of your worst songs EVER and WHY do you hate them ????? ( Or love to hate them LOL :lol: :lol: ). Like Hey Hey it's Saturday said. What ( Songs ) Pisses me oooooofffffffffffff !!!!! ;-)

 

[Mong]

Eagle Rock, Khe Sanh and Copperhead Road..

3 songs every try hard band in a pub wants to play despite them both being boring as bat sh*te.. Nothing makes me want to go home quicker then when either of these 3 songs come on... What a yawn fest...

 

[newtownbluebags]

A horse with no name!........induces suicide imo................farkin horridly boring piece of sh*t that makes me wanna bang my head against concrete! ](*,)

 

[juanfarkall]

american pie.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Runaway by the Coors. Sickly, treacle-dripping soppy sh*t.

If it happens on the radio while I'm in the car, I feel like driving into the nearest telegraph pole.

 

[Dr Crane]

Any number one from the past three years.

Dreadful hip-hop and rap sh*t.

 

[Munky]

Push the Little Daisies by Ween

It is easily the worst song I've ver heard

Also any of Gwen Stefani's solo 'music'

 

[newtownbluebags]

The Macarena, Macarama or whatever its called!

The recent murder of "When the war is over"

any manufactured crap that comes from idol type programs etc!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

i should be so lucky from kylie suicide inducing sh*t that makes you think life is not worth living. xanadu from olivia neutered schlong is another. oh and anything from abba.

 

[Phillips]

anything on mtv

 

[Aenemus]

Wasabi - Lee Harding

What a try hard

 

[CC_Eagle]

Anything that Ron Jeremy likes.

 

[Christmas Ape]

Holy Grail by Hunters and Collectors.

Hackneyed chord progression + insipid lyrics + overwrought vocal performance = pure horsesh*t.

 

[Bastard Squad]

Holy Grail by Hunters and Collectors.

Hackneyed chord progression + insipid lyrics + overwrought vocal performance = pure horsesh*t.

Perfect for the AFL then.

 

[McLovin]

Lol, Lee Harding...If there was one person you would like to spear tackle into a footpath it would be that bloke...

Back on topic, that "crazy" song that's been playing on radio atm. That puss makes me wanna spear tackle the nearest person into a footpath and release some anger. I thought it was a chick singing it all this time...

 

[Slappy]

Holy Grail by Hunters and Collectors.

Hackneyed chord progression + insipid lyrics + overwrought vocal performance = pure horsesh*t.

Too true!!!
While I had nothing against Hunters & Collectors and Seymour for that matter, that song really pissed me off. The lyrics were abysmal

'we were in the biggest army the world had ever seen blah blah',
so many of us died wank wank

Remember when those guys accosted and beat the sh*t outta' Seymour leaving him requiring plastic surgery. Well 'holy grail' was most likely the instigating factor for this attack!

 

[Rexxy]

Actually I think the chords are a rip off of Fine Young Canibals "She Drives me Crazy".

And agreed the song is sh*te. A junkyard of lyrics that thinks its a museum.

Holy Grail by Hunters and Collectors.

Hackneyed chord progression + insipid lyrics + overwrought vocal performance = pure horsesh*t.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Anything that Ron Jeremy likes.

OMG i was just going to say the same thing about your music...but i'll go a step further, anything that is simplistic eg Ramones, crap new age Aussie bands.

BTW

Phillips, you are right!!, MTV is farked!!!!!!!!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I also hate all music from Missy Higgins, James Blunt, Ben Lee.

 

[newtownbluebags]

Nights in White Satin - another suicide inducing dirge like the previously mentioned A Horse With No Name!...perfect pair if you wanna take the big sleep!