The 'what is the point of Joey Paulo' thread

[oldmancraigy]

Last year i tracked Joseph Paulo on and off the field. We scored more points per minute with him off the field than on. Thought I would start doing the same again, but this time record it on more than a scrap of paper (ie, here in this thread).

Rd 12 vs Panthers:
Joey on the field 0-14 [34 minutes]
Joey off the field 26-6 [46 minutes]

Will update this each week

 

[Noise]

Yea I posted this in the game thread. Our halves look so much better when he is off the field. They are actually able to play as halves. Arthur's decision to pick him as a middle half seriously hampers the team. When Paulo is off:
Our halves have more room and actually work together
Our go forward is better
Our defense in the middle is stronger

 

[Gronk]

Poor Seffa. He's with us in 2016 but will struggle to justify selection unless he changes his game and finds an angry face.

 

[hineyrulz]

The halves and attack looked much better until that giant tit head came on the field. That said he was solid last night but we look much better when he stays out of any first of or second reciever role.

 

[oldmancraigy]

The halves and attack looked much better until that giant tit head came on the field. That said he was solid last night but we look much better when he stays out of any first of or second reciever role.

And when he stays out of the defensive line.
And when he doesn't touch the ball at all.

Perhaps we should just send him to the post match pressers to smile?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No surprises we again won with JoPo in the side. Arthur's has never coached an NRL win without him.

 

[Gronk]

To his credit, he ran straight last night.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

To be slightly fair to Seffa, we did concede a huge proportion of our penalties while he was on the field (and thus were on the back foot), and they weren't down to him. He's still crap though.

 

[hineyrulz]

No surprises we again won with JoPo in the side. Arthur's has never coached an NRL win without him.

Too small a sample size.

 

[bartman]

Hayne's mate. Wouldn't be in the 17 if we didn't have cap problems and injuries. Needs to find a Superleague club pronto, so we can release him for 2016.

 

[yy_cheng]

No surprises we again won with JoPo in the side. Arthur's has never coached an NRL win without him.

He wasn't there when ba was caretaker coach

 

[hineyrulz]

Hayne's mate. Wouldn't be in the 17 if we didn't have cap problems and injuries. Needs to find a Superleague club pronto, so we can release him for 2016.

what does Hayne have to do with anything you sad merkin??? So much hatred.

 

[Bigfella]

Last year i tracked Joseph Paulo on and off the field.

What does he get up to during the week?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He wasn't there when ba was caretaker coach

Yes he was. Wore jersey 14 in all six games: http://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/seasons/nrl-2012/parramatta/summary.html

 

[bartman]

what does Hayne have to do with anything you sad merkin??? So much hatred.

Still reeling in the haters in with every post ;-).

 

[oldmancraigy]

What does he get up to during the week?

He goes to church. Helps people out. Goes out of his way to help the less fortunate. And smiles while doing so.

Lovely human being, but good for the team???

 

[Chipmunk]

I suggest he will play every game for the rest of the season. Otherwise, I dare say BA will have to utter the words "We aren't salary cap compliant"

 

[hineyrulz]

Still reeling in the haters in with every post ;-).

Yeah I was just fishing. Always the reply of a troll. What an exciting life you must lead peddling shit in every thread.