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think about the most boring thing you've ever done

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this is more boring.

keep in mind this is for information technology (a computer course, for complete imbeciles)

so it starts out approximately ten minutes after my thread i started this morning http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/viewtopic.php?t=22406

so i'm on the way to some public school for work experience (i wont name what school it was because i will get mocked by people that know it.)

so im totally out the front thinking this shouldnt be too bad. its early morning so there should be some milfs out looking for a young strapping individual such as myself


this wasnt the case. these ladies i went past would struggle to get a run on 'uglypeople.com' it was horrible. just horrible.

anyway back to what im talking about

soo i go to the front office to see a mate standing there. its grant! grant is a pretty good friend so i was happy to see him there.

i asked grant what in the heck he was doing there!?! he told me he was up for work placement as well.

we'd be spending the week together.


sooo this public school is not only a public school but a pre-school built in. some would say thats cool well i f**king dont aannnyyhow this is all leading somewhere lame i swear

so me and grant are still at the front office and some oddball works in and says he will be telling us what to do for work experience. a
so he tells us to follow him [kinky eh? no] we follow him up to the pre-school and he gives us some print offs of what we will be doing.. the first thing we do is:


spend one hour helping in the pre school. there are two computers that have this little game on it. we are ment to watch the kids and help them plus write down what they say

after one hour grant had wrote from his kid: "i found nemo!" and "ive seen scooby doo 2 its scary" it was all pretty unco. luckily i had the quiet kid and got away with a blank piece of paper

k the hours up and the bloke tells us to go down to the main computer lab and help the primary school kids

i was there for one hour and i helped two kids

for one of them i helped him in microsoft word. he had accidently deleted his work and i used the "undo" button for him. i was the class hero when i managed to save his project. the people in the class had never seen anything like it.

the second kid failed to realize that he accidently minimized his work and said that it had "went to a better place" when i got it back for him i thought he was going to cry from happiness.

k so the times up there and ive more or less did nothing but ive got to report back to the pre school

when i go back all the kids are in there "nap time" we speak to the guy thats looking after us and tell him we arent doing any work. we asked him if we could just sign out and he could say we did the required hours? he said no =(

well as we are asking him some kid sits up from his nap and then he turns around and says "LAY THE f**k BACK DOWN" to the little kid.

it was like go easy on the little fellah you oddity

anyway we had three hours to kill so we just sat there and did nothing..

Which is exactly what we are going to do for the next four days

HELP fkn!
 

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Raider_69

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HAHAH
You went to Madang Public School ast Whalen
I went there too for my wortk experience
it was a pile of shit!!

am i right Canterbury?
 

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Raider_69 said:
HAHAH
You went to Madang Public School ast Whalen
I went there too for my wortk experience
it was a pile of sh*t!!

am i right Canterbury?

yes :(

SHHH not so loud FFS
 

Raider_69

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LOL
Man that place is a hole!!!

me and my mate went there, but he has a short temper
we were there for 1 day and once of the little pricks spate at my mate so he pushed him, we were told not to come back the next day

THATS A CRACK UP!
ABSOLUTE RIOT!
 

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Raider_69 said:
LOL
Man that place is a hole!!!

me and my mate went there, but he has a short temper
we were there for 1 day and once of the little pricks spate at my mate so he pushed him, we were told not to come back the next day

THATS A CRACK UP!
ABSOLUTE RIOT!

haha maybe i outta consider doing that

problem is though if i dont do this i fail year twelve.

im definately chucking a sickie on friday though.. i mean its a friday!

its the worst thing ever!
 

Raider_69

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yea i ended up telling them that i was doing it with my old man,
he signed all the forms and shit and hows ya father ive completed 70 hours of work placement 8) :lol:

mind you the push sent the kid absolutly flying.
 

ghost_possum

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Did I read that right, this school had a bloke in charge of preschool. And little Johnny Howard is trying to convince us that there are no male teachers in primary school (let alone preschool) and he thinks teaching scholarships awarded to males are going to fix it.

What would fix it would be if males could teach and not be accused of child abuse or paedophilia. Sounds like the bloke at your assignment fails already.

Things to do when really really bored: read tech magazines, surf the web, join all the paperclips in the office together. Make paper chains. Make paper planes. Format all the computer hard drives (maybe they'll let you do the re-installs). Try dwarf tossing with preschool kids. I'm sure they'd love it. Break out the poster paints and help the kids decorate the computer boxes. Especially the monitors. Take some straws along, and make chewed paper spit missiles. Take a box of rubber bands, size large, and teach the kids to ping each other with them. Take a box of condoms (rubber is so much fun) and show the kids how to make balloons out of them. Actually making stress balls out of birdseed and balloons is fun and messy. Set up auto correct in m$ word to change the teacher's name to "Michael Jackson". Play one on one basketball with the short hoops. Play poker. Take a large supply of m&ms and teach the kids how to play. Give the kid with the worst ADHD a cigarette lighter. Make a large supply of red cordial up. Show the kids how to let a car tyre down. Use the teacher's car. Take some old coaster cds in and teach the kiddies how to play guillotine frisbee. Are we in trouble yet?
 

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