coolumsharkie
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you had better start flushing out your liver now!
:shock: Your on to me!!
I'm flushing it out with alcahol
you had better start flushing out your liver now!
Try not to pass out this time though
Those who fail the test will surrender their beers and be punished with shots
beekershark said:There WILL be testing to ensure no one has been taking part in "blood soaking". A troubling new technic that has been imported from other countries that threatens the fairness and overall spirit of communal drinking between mates....
The process involves a player, before a big session, drinking continually in the days leading up to said weekend event, getting himself to a stage of blood saturation, thus rendering any further beers or spirits totally useless and ineffective, giving them an unfair advantage over those in the match who did the right thing and turned up on an even playing field ready to see who gets the wobbliest after cool beer in hot weather.
Those who fail the test will surrender their beers and be punished with shots until such time as the committee feels they are properly wobbly in-line with the rest of the players before they can resume.
beekershark said:we shall try and all get to the ground from the leagues well and truly by 5.30om in order that we can find a tv in the bundy bar and watch the tiges get belted in Newy !