Time for Mark Rudd to relocate

[TheDalek079]

I mean, it's so obvious by now to everyone that Mark Rudd needs to move to survive. But where?

Perth?
Adelaide?
NZ?
The logan-ipswich corridor? < is it a long corridor?
Sunshine Coast?
Rockhampton?


Failing respect figures. Family members leaving in droves. Massive debt. Having worse diahorrea than a budgie on laxative. Terribble parked cars (i told him he should have gone on a driving course). Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff (Mark's part time job). Toilets that wont flush because Mark doesn't know how to push a button.


Move or die really. Not that anyone would care if they did die. Even thousands of free tickets can't entice people to the games.

Mark Rudd making regular reports from Mongolia. I like it.

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

I mean, it's so obvious by now to everyone that Mark Rudd needs to move to survive. But where?

Perth?
Adelaide?
NZ?
The logan-ipswich corridor? < is it a long corridor?
Sunshine Coast?
Rockhampton?


Failing crowds. Sponsors leaving in droves. Massive debt. Junior numbers decreasing faster then a laxette through a budgie. Terribble parking. Over-priced hot dogs. Rude canteen staff (Mark's part time job). Toilets that wont flush because Mark doesn't know how to push a button.


Move or die really. Not that anyone would care if they did die. Even thousands of free tickets can't entice people to the games.

Mark Rudd making regular reports from Mongolia. I like it.

You only changed two lines.

Not very funny.

 

[TheDalek079]

You only changed two lines.

Not very funny.

Ok, i changed some more. happy now?

 

[$$Poor Boy Blues$$]

Ok, i changed some more. happy now?

*cough*

 

[Didgi]

...

*Waits for Mark Rudd to reply*

 

[Mark Rudd]

Don' buy LG. I don't care what they say.

 

[Didgi]

Don' buy LG. I don't care what they say.

 

[CJG 182]

What's with people thinking they're funny tonight?

 

[Evenflow]

Fail.

 

[Apey]

Successfully trolled.

It actually bugged you enough to make a topic, lol.