TLT: Eels v Titans Rnd 16

[JokerEel]

Dick Penisini got upgraded into top 30 back in March and still can't get into the 22 above Sam Loizou.

Says everything about our recruitment team right now.

I am guessing he is injured not named anywhere

 

[JokerEel]

Shit players

Yep should only ever have 1 of them on your bench through Injury..

 

[Jake the snake]

Spoonbowl has come early this year . Thanks Jim and MON

 

[Gronk]

Named in CUP

Just saw

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Interesting game, depending on results we could be last or 2 points from 8th spot after it....

 

[Noise]

Dick Penisini got upgraded into top 30 back in March and still can't get into the 22 above Sam Loizou.

Says everything about our recruitment team right now.

Yep another wasted top 30 spot. Useless merkins

 

[the phantom menace]

I am guessing he is injured not named anywhere

Correct.

"Richie Penisini suffered a broken hand in the NSW Cup match in Round 14. He has undergone successful surgery and will see the specialist again this week to set a timeline for his recovery."

Injury Update: Round 16

The Parramatta Eels can provide the following injury update ahead of their Round 16 clash against the Gold Coast Titans.

www.parraeels.com.au

 

[the phantom menace]

Chucked a sickie against the dogs and now back in purgatory again.

Ryles doesn't put up with the nonsense your either all in or your not.

Apparently a "back injury" for Matto with return date TBC - according to the club's injury update, the same day Matto was named to start in Cup

Can't even get their story straight.

 

[the phantom menace]

Is Sam gonna make his debut for Zac?

You'd think Lomax would be long odds to start... Zac would be wiser to give this game with our back-up halves a wide berth, and save himself for Origin 3/our other games.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Apparently a "back injury" for Matto with return date TBC - according to the club's injury update, the same day Matto was named to start in Cup

Can't even get their story straight.

A Current Affair needs to look into this. I’d love to see footage of Matto running down the street in a neck brace being pursued by a cameraman and a work experience reporter yelling questions.

 

[the phantom menace]

And all things considered... Titans by 14.

 

[the phantom menace]

A Current Affair needs to look into this. I’d love to see footage of Matto running down the street in a neck brace being pursued by a cameraman and a work experience reporter yelling questions.

Quality website content, if the Club's media team filmed and posted it!

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Quality website content, if the Club's media team filmed and posted it!

In the Lorenson house that type of content is known as ‘Champagne’ A Current Affair.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Apparently a "back injury" for Matto with return date TBC - according to the club's injury update, the same day Matto was named to start in Cup

Can't even get their story straight.

Back looks fine to me.

Must be the new Jamie Oliver these days Matto with all this cooking

 

[the phantom menace]

In the Lorenson house that type of content is known as ‘Champagne’ A Current Affair.

 

[the phantom menace]

Back looks fine to me.

Must be the new Jamie Oliver these days Matto with all this cooking

Lol, wtf is that shit I just watched!

Give the guy his own cooking show, and if he isn't going to be used in first grade then get him off the books.

 

[the phantom menace]

Merkin likes his meat medium-rare too... ew.

Ryan Matterson on Instagram: "As a self proclaimed meat connoisseur 🥩 I can assure you that there's no greater sin than overcooking a perfect ribeye! But don't worry, I've been schooled by the BBQ master himself @mano.pryde from @prydemeats 🔥 Now I'

1,409 likes, 56 comments - ryan_matto on June 2, 2025: "As a self proclaimed meat connoisseur 🥩 I can assure you that there's no greater sin than overcooking a perfect ribeye! But don't worry, I've been schooled by the BBQ master himself @mano.pryde from @prydemeats 🔥 Now I'm on a mission to...

www.instagram.com

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Dick Penisini got upgraded into top 30 back in March and still can't get into the 22 above Sam Loizou.

Says everything about our recruitment team right now.

The higher potential backup is in the top 30 while the lower potential backup isn’t. What’s the problem?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I am guessing he is injured not named anywhere

He is our highest paid player and he can’t even make the Jersey Flogg side ffs you wouldn’t read about it!!!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yep another wasted top 30 spot. Useless merkins

Should’ve kept Morgan Harper ffs