f**king Cummerbunds - what a ridiculous twat face device they actually are
A satin sash for the gut which does f**k all
I have two or three neck ties
I wore one to a funeral recently
Before that, it was a wedding
I haven't been to court
I never wear one to work. Hell, for 5 years, I wore black jeans every day and I work in a corporate office
No one ever said a thing
Cuff links are just daft. Sure they can sometimes look quite flash, but if you want roll your sleeves up, you have to take them off and you then have half a mile of more material to roll up with those daft as arseholes French cuffs and you end up hotter than you need be. Then you lose the f**king cuff link cos you get drunk. f**k em.
PS The 1970's piss all over today just f**king quietly
Just look how awesome the cars looked for one thing