While on goofy laws...
In fire-sensitive Chicago, it is against the law to eat in an establishment that is on fire.
In Natoma, Kansas, it's against the law to practice knife throwing at men wearing striped suits.
In Portland, Maine, it's illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
Any city in Missouri can levy a tax to support a band, as long as the mayor plays piccolo and each band member can eat peas with a knife.
It's against the law to walk down the street while reading in New York City. Meanwhile, in Greene, New York, it's illegal to eat peanuts and walk backward down the street while a concert is on.
It's against the law in Oklahoma to get a fish drunk.
In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still. (You have to love the way a seppo mind works!)
