We need more Fuifuis and less Poores, who agrees

[Swiftstylez]

Hey Soulja bru, I condone u cause we need more gimmick posters but I can't rep this sh*t, Poore has been copping it from fair-weathered Eels fans from the start.

 

[TheParraboy]

Not too partial to the Nectar of the Gods.

They don't mind a bit of water, fruit juice or cordial, though. Just remember not to feed them bread as it gives them those facey bump things.

HJ

Hi

Out of curiosity, Are there any canetoads congregating at your joint anywhere?

I bet you own a turtle?

 

[Casper The Ghost]

I have been inspired to make this topic becuase of some of our organisation and fans cotton wool treatment of Poore. We're known as a soft team and this isnt making our rep any better.


Since hes been here how many excuses do we have to hear for the big pillow every week, from him, his teammates, the coaches all running to the media and talk talk talk, it just never stops. i know hes trying hard and keen to impress but he has the emotional stability of a teenage girl, one moment hes like the powwidge is too hot here, i miss saints and wayne benetts foot massages and i wanna go back and the next week hes like i played well, im a parramatta man thru and thru and ill be in origin.

compare this to fui, when was the last time anybody heard anybody, fui or otherwise make any excuse or even make a comment to the media about anything. anybody???? all Fui does is shut up and guarantee 100 meters, a few f**k you tackles, and a handful of butt whoopins every week.

If we wanna be taken seriously then we need to mentally be like Fuifui. Poore I like you man, but come on just chill.

"There Here"

 

[Casper The Ghost]

I've got an extension ladder in my pants.

So HJ has a stairway to heaven.... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Tin Man 4.24]

I'm sick of you people and your cotton wool treatment of possums. Why can't they be more like Fui Fui?

 

[parra pete]

I'm sick of you people and your cotton wool treatment of possums. Why can't they be more like Fui Fui?

Blame it on Dame Edna.....

 

[natheel]

look at it this way ossie wouldnt have given poore the money he got if ossie didnt think he was worth every cent. and the last 2 games have showed potential that he is worth it coz he will hopefully continue to improve. fui is a wrecking ball who is alot different to poorey. Soulja its time to leave the forum

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Animal Scratching Sounds Coming From The Ceiling Can Be Parramatta Eels Supporters
After Shapeshifting Into Possums?

Lets Investigate This Natural NRL Phenomena.
Reporter Josh Le' Mysh*t, Daily Telecrap, AD2012 Dec 21st

Particularly after the Parramatta Eels Rugby League Team have lost 3 matches in a row, drunk, angry and stupid Eels Supporters get into attics for warmth and safety. Once the Eels critter chooses an attic to be its nest, the spiteful critter will stay there as long as it can. Eels Supporters enter by climbing trees, porch screening and gutters to get up to the roof and then taking advantage of weak points in the roof corners, soffit panels, or eave vents.

Inside the attic, the Eel Supporter will undergo shapeshifting and then establish a nest to nurture its offspring. Besides producing baby Eels critters in 30 minutes, the alien critter will also produce litter, usually empty bottles and cans of beer & spirits, cigarette butts, marijuana butts, shredded Big League and other footy magazines and newspapers and KFC, Red Rooster, McDonalds, Hot Dogs, Chips and Pies packaging and wrappings.

Shapeshifting Eels critters create problems by knocking into and climbing around sensitive attic structures such as air conditioning ducts and Eels forums, keeping the homeowners and moderators awake, and leaving a large fecal mess of droppings/feces and wet patches of wee wee.

Here Is A Photo Of A Nasty Eels Supporter After Undergoing Shapeshifting.
Note: For This Species To Survive The Harsh NRL Climate
Shapeshifting Eels Critters Repopulate Faster Than Rabbits

A shapeshifting Eels critter in the attic with babies. Just a few hours older, these critters will leave the nest and scatter around the attic randomly. Many would fall down wall spaces and get stuck. This is the right age to catch these nasty critters so they can be removed all together.

NRL critter trapper removes the alien by hand first... Grabbing an Eels Supporter after undergoing shapeshifting by the tail is often the best way to remove these dirty rotten scoundrels. With the tail in hand, the shapeshifting Eel can no longer bite the trapper and can now be safely removed from the nest.

The baby Eels critters in the nest look on as their creator is removed. The nasty Eels critter is placed inside a cage trap that the NRL trapper brought into the attic.Note: This is how generation after generating of winging whining nasty Eels supporters appear to disturb the peace, particularly at matches and on forums.

After the alien shapeshifting producer of the next generation of Eels critters is safely in the trap, the litter is retrieved by hand and put inside the cage with their androgynous creator. Even at this young age, the baby Eels critters can bite through skin and can produce such a racket of noise they will terrify any human adult or child.

Shapeshifting Eels Supporters leave behind a large mess of fecal droppings inside the attic insulation and at sports stadiums where the Eels played. NRL attic cleanup is strongly recommended for homes where the Eels critter has lived for more than 3 hours. The whole shapeshifting and gestation process producing the next generation of nasty Eels critters has been known to occur within 30 minutes of invading your home.

 

[eels81236]

any news on the possums, Gronk?

 

[woddy]

waste of thread space

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Why don't you throw some tarps over Parra Stadium.

Suity

:lol::lol::lol: At first I thought you said turps, Gees Suity, you are really slick..

 

[Casper The Ghost]

waste of thread space

any news on the possums, Gronk?

After the St George riots the Possums
quickly gestate amongst the wreckage.
Eels critters are extremely resourceful

 

[Casper The Ghost]

A Celebrating Eels Fan after his team won the 2010 GF against St George

 

[2150_souLJA]

Most overrated player in the game.

Good going Os, the rugby league world is laughing at us for signing the gimp.

Well since we're stuck with him, we might as well learn to love the big guy.