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>> > You know you're a Westie when..... >> > >> > >> > >> > 1. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in >> front >> > of her kids. >> > >> > 2. Bikies back down from your mum. >> > >> > 3. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. >> > >> > 4. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws. >> > >> > 5. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." >> > >> > 6. You've ever had to scratch out your sister's name in a message that >> > begins "For a good time call...." >> > >> > 7. You've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. >> > >> > 8. Every day someone comes to your door mistakenly thinking you're >having >> a >> > garage sale. >> > >> > 9. You have a working television that sits on top of a non-working >> > television. >> > >> > 10. You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. >> > >> > 11. Your dog was neutered by court order. >> > >> > 12. Your mum walks out of the bathroom and says, "Come look at this >before >> I >> > flush it!" >> > >> > 13. Your 13 year old daughter and her husband wanted belly button >> piercings >> > and you said no and got them matching tattoos instead. >> > >> > 14. You mow your lawn and find a car. >> > >> > 15. Your tyres are worth more than your car.