What are the most humorous uses of any League jargon terms you heard so far?

[KL70]

What are your picks of the most humourous uses you've heard so far, of any League playing jargon terms, made by either any (current or former)
player/s, a coach, ref, who ever was commentating a match you saw, or someone who wrote about a match you saw ?

 

[aids]

B. Elias

"it's like comparing apples with apples"


does that count?

 

[innsaneink]

Ben Elias:

"Its great to see all the fans standing on the toilet seats."

Commenting on fans standing on toilet blocks and sitting on nearby house roofs at the Wests Tigers/Souths sellout at LO this year.

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Warren Smith - " The Raiders still have a shot at winning this game!"..

implying that he believes we can score...thats just crazy talk..

 

[ozzy_ozman]

Phil Gould: "who can stop these rampaging bulldogs? lets call off the 2005 season and give them back the trophy" -rd 1 against the saints when the dogs took a 28-0 lead in the first half...