What type of spider is this?

[___]

Don't listen to these soft handed city toffs. I checked my runners before cricket this morning and found this. I went and bought new runners

You're scared of crabs and calling us soft?

 

[Bazal]

You're scared of crabs and calling us soft?

Excuse me Mr moisturised hands that is the highly aggressive and venomous Giant Northern Funnel Web Bird Eating Spider. They are the only known predator of the Drop Bear and just one drop of venom will make your brain explode.

 

[Willow]

Don't listen to these soft handed city toffs. I checked my runners before cricket this morning and found this. I went and bought new runners

Looks like a coconut crab. If only we could get them locally.

 

[___]

Excuse me Mr moisturised hands that is the highly aggressive and venomous Giant Northern Funnel Web Bird Eating Spider. They are the only known predator of the Drop Bear and just one drop of venom will make your brain explode.

...it's a crab.

 

[Bazal]

...it's a crab.

Jeez mate, you must just be a tonne of fun at parties.

Next you'll be disputing the existence of Drop Bears and the Bunyip

 

[Coastbloke]

Don’t forget the Yowie..

 

[Twizzle]

Don’t forget the Yowie..

AKA Manly fans

 

[Twizzle]

Looks like a coconut crab. If only we could get them locally.

Probabaly taste similar to coconut prawns

 

[Willow]

Probabaly taste similar to coconut prawns

No. They're everywhere in Vanuatu and delicious. They crack open the coconuts and eat the insides, hence the taste.