But is he as good looking as Tim lafai?
It's funny you mention Tim Lafai.
Tim Lafai has the honour of belonging to the elite "
50% of the sum of the letters in both your names are vowels " club. Tim also has the distinction of only needing 2 vowels to complete this amazing feat. Those vowels of course being the A . . . the first vowel when said in the typical sequence used in most English speaking countries . . . . and of course the I, which is the 3rd vowel listed in the aforementioned sequence. Co-incidentally, 3 is the number of Gordons needed to make a wedge.
The French also have the letter A as the first vowel listed. They call it " le a"
What a fascinating people they are.
With the growing presence of Non-French Islander players, there have been numerous attempts to join the elite ranks of this club by scurrilous and underhanded methods. The most notable rogue to try this was Kirisome A'aua'va'aaa. This is obviously a poor attempt to become a Mr 50%. Anyone can see that name is just made up. He is not even French. Or a handsome rogue.
An even more exclusive club is the 33.33333% OTSOTLIBYNAV club. I can say with a smirk that the founding member of that niche club is the one and only Mr Albert Rosenfeld. Go on . . . count the letters and vowels. You know you want to. The truth ( and simple math) will shine through in the end and indeed declare the amazing Mr Albert Rosenfeld Sir Esquire ( or A.R.S.E, for short) as the rightful King of the 33.33333% club.
And once again, look at how many 3's there are. Because it is a recurring decimal fraction, I could have typed in 5000 3's and still be correct.
3 shall be the number of thy count, and the number of thy count shall be 3.
4 shall they not count, nor count 2 . . . unless of course proceeding to 3.
5, is right out.
The number 3 is the most important number.
NRL has how many letters ?
How many Gordons does it take to make a wedge ?
And finally, Albert, Adam and Stevo = how many different people ? . . . sorry . . . How many different names ?