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Whats the funniest thing you have seen at the football?

MusTarD

Juniors
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This year, cant remember what game....

After the game had finished we were slowly leaving our seats when two members of the crowd decide to invade the pitch and touch the goal posts and run off....

The first invader actually touched the post and made it clear back into the crowd, unfortunately for the second invader the securtiy guard on the 40m line was ready and managed to sprint about as fast as rieck in the open in top gear, the funniest part however, was the fact that this rather obese invader actually tried the goose step to get away from the security guard, pity he got hit dead set in the air and absolutely polaxed... Believe he was unconcious as well..

Was a dead set pisser... Definately put the goose step on for the crowd
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I have 3

3. The Cowboy Fans Getting Hosed by the fire hydrant

2. In 1998 a kid about 15 ran on the field and the security guard chased him, the kid jumped the fence so did the security guard but his foot cliped the top of the fence and went ass over head and the kid got away

1. This year against Newcastle this security guard was going ape at these three sharks fans for jumping a fence, omg she was a bogen, anyway after she had her spack she goes and jumps the fence.


This Is HER
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coolumsharkie

Referee
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I was at that game Coolum. That guy was better entertainment than the actual game.

How was that other guy and his mate in the grandstand...??

He shaped up to the copper when they tackled his mate....f**kin funny !!

Off to the cooler for them :lol:

I was sitting in the hot sun watching us cop a flogging....

your right it was a shit game.
 
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My funniest moment was this year at Rex Hardacre Oval, in the group 2 competition. Sawtell was playing the local derby against the Coffs Harbour Comets.

The Comets full back fielded a kick in the in goal area. A Sawty Panthers forwards tackled the Comets fullback, and then pushed him so hard that the Comets player broke about three sections of the white wooden fence, at the nothern end of the ground.

Then it was on! Reg Reagan would have been proud. Players from both sides charged through the fence into the car park to continue the brawl. Haymakers were exchanged as the players fought alongside fans sitting on Banana chairs amongst Nissan Patrols and Commodores. Rex Hardacre Oval is like Henson Park you can park your car, and honk your horn, while watching the footy.

Go Sawty! After every try they play what is supposed to sound like a Panthers growl. It cracks me up each time.

Last weekend, Sawty played the Macleay Valley Mustangs. Wayne Bartrim plays for the Mustangs. And guess what he was sin binned. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And the Mustangs lost 10-56. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bartrim you loser.
 

beekershark

Bench
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A shark fan entering the field of play at colonial stadium after Mat Daylights fair try was disallowed by the refs call that would have won the match, walking straight to a policeman who was going to arrest him for entering the field of play, looking the cop in the eye and telling him he would like to report a robbery.

The cop got his pen a paper out and got ready to dutifully take the details of what happened........the fan was talking about the robbery ON the field !
 

Shark

Bench
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Ahh, old Forrest just doesn't get it, does he?

Has to be the thickest and dumbest bloke ever to play in the NRL.

Remember when that magician bloke on the Footy Show jibbed him for $50? Bartrim fires up and starts threatening the bloke if he doesn't get his money back.

"Where is it? Where did you make it dissappear to?"

Umm...Probably up his sleeve, Forrest! Or straight into his back pocket, with a dope like you to work with, he wouldn't have had to work real hard!
 

Booyah

Bench
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I've got one.

It wasn't that funny until I got back to the forums and realised who it was.

I was at the ANZAC test last year with my mates at the SFS and we saw a streaker. I laughed my head off because this poor bloke copped a hiding from the Cops and the like.

Anyway, I found out later that it was Richo! :clap: :clap: :lol:

Go champ! Do you still have that Mullet? :lol:
 

sharksforever63

Juniors
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A shark fan entering the field of play at colonial stadium after Mat Daylights fair try was disallowed by the refs call that would have won the match, walking straight to a policeman who was going to arrest him for entering the field of play, looking the cop in the eye and telling him he would like to report a robbery.

The cop got his pen a paper out and got ready to dutifully take the details of what happened........the fan was talking about the robbery ON the field !

That is so funny! :lol:
 
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Did anyone notice in the Bradford V Wakefield game being replayed now on fox a big brawl broke out between the two sides and in the background the ground announcer had the Itchy and Scratchy theme song going! :lol:
Funny Stuff
 
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that wanka in a st goerge jumper dropping the ball across the tri line last nite with 3 minutes to go was pretty funny!

hey eagle rock man, nice tits dude are they yours?
 

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