I will be on a plane, high above the Pacific Ocean, and deeply glad to be in a place where I won't have to hear commentators wank profusely about it all afternoon.
I will bet you I won't watch it. How much would you like to bet me?
By the time the game starts I will hopefully tucking into dumplings, borsch, snitzel, pork knuckle or something else on the menu at Alchemy Restaurant in Surry Hills.
Bogan.
I'll be on the john.
What for 2 hours?
Probably still in bed as the match kicks off here at 5:35am here. Does anyone know if Watch NRL will show the pre match stuff and the documentary?