too bloody right, if he wants to sleep with me i expected a freebie!
Some pesky little weed of a bar tender came up and told us "drinks off the pool table or you die", me and my mate looked at each other (this bloke made me look rather large) and laughed then my mate responded with "dont f**king threaten me merkin, ill take you outside and open you up, you muggy little merkin", (we'd watched Football Factory before leaving :lol:, which promoted much laughter from myself and several of our mates who started getting ready for a brew-ha-ha, so with that he got booted and i along with my mates walked out paying this misrable prick out the entire way