I'm kicking myself , why didn't I read this shit when I saw it.
Mystery Man, hence his name, was the appropriate culprit.
I had suspicions it was Tigger, he's the only person I could relate him to Mr Dog-T, and I'm not completely ruling out anything from Tigger in the future! Keep your glasses on Sherlocks' ...
Another suspicion I have is Johnny Rico, his accent is a little bit too foreign. Another language...
Very funny thread