Bulldogs - tradition, their fans, their players, Greenberg, 1998
Roosters - buy not breed, Politis, gang tackling, slowing the ruck, their players
Broncos - Hodges
Sharks - Stuart, Mitch Healey, buying all our players who will now likely become superstars, holier than thou attitude of the Hobbits
Eagles - tradition, their players, fans & administrators, holier than thou attitude of the Northern Beachers, Brett Stewart, Watmough, Turncoat
Panthers - have you seen Deliverance? I'm now scared of the Mountain Men of the 'Riff
Titans - they stole our colours and half of our dodgy players who became a little less dodgy with them
Cowboys - 2005 not because they beat us but because they beat us then played horrendously in the grand final
Dragons - their fans (you don't walk out midway through a game no matter how bad it is - were always going to lose the next week because of that), Dean Young, Darius Boyd
Warriors - because we always play them early in the season and it's always a rubbish game, the 'unbiased' NZ commentary team on Fox
Raiders - because back when they were terrible they found ways to beat us, Laurie Daley
Rabbitohs - their fans, Rusty using star power to sign Burgess, Sam Burgess, David Taylor, Sandow, Crocker
Tigers - their fans, Beau Ryan (was funny the 1st time on Footy Show, no longer funny), Gareth Ellis, Bryce Gibbs
Newcastle - 2001, their fans, both Johns's
Storm - Slater, Finch, Cronk, Hoffman, White, Smith, their fans, the fact their in Melbourne, 1999, 2006, 2007, last year, losing to Manly in 2008, every single tackle with an associated wrestling move, being giant whinging hypocrites and especially Bellamy
Why do we only get 2 choices in the vote?