Why LOL@SOuffs?

[Western Saint]

Only a lol@50uff$ fan would rock up to a business meeting in a best and less hoodie, Rusty is that you???

 

[ceagle]

so my boss tells me I've got an important drug deal with a prospective buyer - there's a potential $100 crack money bonus for me if I do the deal! . So i'm waiting at this alleyway down in Redfern with my Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the LOL@50uffs and checking out the only teeth I have left in the mirror when in walks the hottest blonde bomshell you've ever seen - it's the client. She's got only 5 teeth missing and only 2 chins!

Before I can even get to the sales pitch she leans over and tells me she's a hooker and the most shes ever had before was 7 at the same time - she tells me she'd like a piece of the BIG20, if I give her the crack for free. We go back to the crack house for dessert and the rest as they say is history.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If big20 has been wearing the same hoodie for a week he'll need a dose of glen20.

But back to more pressing matters: lol@50uff$.

 

[muzby]

 

[CMUX]

It’s Friday everyone, wooohoo.

lol@50uff$

 

[Timmah]

#lol@50uff$friday

 

[Silent Knight]

so my boss tells me I've got an important dinner with a prospective $20mil client - there's a potential $20k bonus for me if we win the contract! . So i'm waiting at this plush restaurant with my Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the BIG20 and checking out my Brad Pitt on steroids look in the mirror when in walks the hottest blonde bomshell you've ever seen - it's the client. She's got legs from here to the gates of heaven and a body made for sin.

Before I can even get to the sales pitch she leans over and tells me she's a Manly fan and the most shes ever had before was 7 - she tells me she'd like a piece of the BIG20. We go back to her place for dessert and the rest as they say is history.

Next morning we receive the contract signed,sealed and delivered. When I'm in the bank cashing my $20k bonus cheque I have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters

I'll do my best to translate this. You scared some poor woman on the train by grinning at her. She agreed to come with you to your local soup kitchen in Redfern in the hope you wouldn't get angry.

While you gobbled down your peas and bread you rambled on about past glories that happened over 40 years ago. You flashed your big 20 at her and grinned with the three remaining teeth in your mouth. After this impressive sales pitch about the "pride of the league" you proceeded to ask her for a spare dollar so you could reward yourself with a new bottle of metholated spirits. The poor woman was only too glad to give you the dollar and make a break for it because by this point the stench that came wafting out of your unwashed hoodie was rather overpowering.

As she ran out of the soup kitchen flustered and clutching her nose, the woman had a LOL@50uff$ and she felt much better.

 

[juro]

... and the rest, they say is history... ancient history!

 

[Hutty1986]

so my boss tells me I've got an important drug deal with a prospective buyer - there's a potential $100 crack money bonus for me if I do the deal! . So i'm waiting at this alleyway down in Redfern with my Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the LOL@50uffs and checking out the only teeth I have left in the mirror when in walks the hottest blonde bomshell you've ever seen - it's the client. She's got only 5 teeth missing and only 2 chins!

Before I can even get to the sales pitch she leans over and tells me she's a hooker and the most shes ever had before was 7 at the same time - she tells me she'd like a piece of the BIG20, if I give her the crack for free. We go back to the crack house for dessert and the rest as they say is history.

:lol::lol:

 

[Cliffhanger]

Seriously is this guy freaken 12?

Lol@50uff$

 

[to_ddeath]

The time is 12.26, eastern standard time on Friday May 20 2011.

Lol@50uff$

 

[Apey]

so my boss tells me I've got an important dinner with a prospective $20mil client - there's a potential $20k bonus for me if we win the contract! . So i'm waiting at this plush restaurant with my Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the BIG20 and checking out my Brad Pitt on steroids look in the mirror when in walks the hottest blonde bomshell you've ever seen - it's the client. She's got legs from here to the gates of heaven and a body made for sin.

Before I can even get to the sales pitch she leans over and tells me she's a Manly fan and the most shes ever had before was 7 - she tells me she'd like a piece of the BIG20. We go back to her place for dessert and the rest as they say is history.

Next morning we receive the contract signed,sealed and delivered. When I'm in the bank cashing my $20k bonus cheque I have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters

you probably haven't talked to a female in your whole life

 

[big country]

you probably haven't talked to a female in your whole life

haven't had to really - the only thing they seem to want from me is the BIG20 and a lol@lol@southsposters

 

[Cliffhanger]

I think what you mean is all they want for you is the big 20. 20 to life.

 

[Newcastlerabbit]

I'll do my best to translate this. You scared some poor woman on the train by grinning at her. She agreed to come with you to your local soup kitchen in Redfern in the hope you wouldn't get angry.

While you gobbled down your peas and bread you rambled on about past glories that happened over 40 years ago. You flashed your big 20 at her and grinned with the three remaining teeth in your mouth. After this impressive sales pitch about the "pride of the league" you proceeded to ask her for a spare dollar so you could reward yourself with a new bottle of metholated spirits. The poor woman was only too glad to give you the dollar and make a break for it because by this point the stench that came wafting out of your unwashed hoodie was rather overpowering.

As she ran out of the soup kitchen flustered and clutching her nose, the woman had a LOL@50uff$ and she felt much better.

More like Mayfield.

 

[muzby]

date: june 27, 2001...

scene: meeting of NRL bosses

transcript: <unknown male 1> "gentlemen, we have a problem. it's the bye. because we have one team sitting out each weekend, we are losing revenue. we need a way to get all teams playing each weekend"

<unknown male 2> "but we have an issue. the teams are enjoying having a guaranteed two points that come from the bye"

<male 1> "fans are complaining, they want to see their team play every week"

<male 2> "so we need a solution that allows us change the bye into a game that still guarantees the two points for the team who should have had the bye"

<male 1> "i know! let's just put souths back into the competition!"

 

[Cliffhanger]

:/ that doesn't make sense, there were only 14 teams in 2001, when 50uff$ came back it was brought up to 15 and it wasn't until the Titans won their bid that we had an even number again.

 

[muzby]

:/ that doesn't make sense, there were only 14 teams in 2001, when 50uff$ came back it was brought up to 15 and it wasn't until the Titans won their bid that we had an even number again.

i know that... i was just trying to put up a creative way to lol@souffs..


now shhh!

 

[adamkungl]

:lol: big 20. lol@souffs

 

[Cliffhanger]

Lol@50uff$