Why LOL@SOuffs?

[big country]

so i've got the 3 day growth happening, the ray bans, the 501's, the kick a$$ gluteus maximus which the babes love to lick the honey off, and of course the Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the unmissable BIG20 - man I'm HOT!!! Heck I'm so hot the scientists have asked me never to visit Antarctica!! So I parked the Beemer and straight away the hot babes are lining up for a piece ofthe BIG20 - They follow me to my private suite at the Establishment and the BIG20 lasts well into the early hours of the morning - I wake up suddenly from a knightmare that I dreamt that I actually felt sorry for stmerge fans and lol@southsposters - but when the babes pull out a naked picture of little Jamie Soward we all have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters

 

[KiamaSaint]

I was sure that link was going to take me to Rick Astley...

"Never going to give you up, never going to say goodbye..."

"Mr Sandow, Parramatta are on the phone"

"Ok, thanks..."

lol@50uff$

 

[KiamaSaint]

so i've got the 3 day growth happening, the ray bans, the 501's, the kick a$$ gluteus maximus which the babes love to lick the honey off, and of course the Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the unmissable BIG20 - man I'm HOT!!! Heck I'm so hot the scientists have asked me never to visit Antarctica!! So I parked the Beemer and straight away the hot babes are lining up for a piece ofthe BIG20 - They follow me to my private suite at the Establishment and the BIG20 lasts well into the early hours of the morning - I wake up suddenly from a knightmare that I dreamt that I actually felt sorry for stmerge fans and lol@southsposters - but when the babes pull out a naked picture of little Jamie Soward we all have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters

Wow, you are getting desperate to deflect all this laughter.

lmao@bigotcountry.

lol@50uff$

 

[muzby]

picture this...


you get asked to pose with young fans of your club..

this photo will be published in the local newspaper..

these kids will most likely get copies of this photo, and have it up on their walls..

you have the chance that this photo will play a big part in their lives as they grow up..


so...

with all that in mind..




would you pose like this???

 

[AlwaysGreen]

so i've got the 3 day growth happening, the ray bans, the 501's, the kick a$$ gluteus maximus which the babes love to lick the honey off, and of course the Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the unmissable BIG20 - man I'm HOT!!! Heck I'm so hot the scientists have asked me never to visit Antarctica!! So I parked the Beemer and straight away the hot babes are lining up for a piece ofthe BIG20 - They follow me to my private suite at the Establishment and the BIG20 lasts well into the early hours of the morning - I wake up suddenly from a knightmare that I dreamt that I actually felt sorry for stmerge fans and lol@southsposters - but when the babes pull out a naked picture of little Jamie Soward we all have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters

Lay off it mate or you'll go blind and then how will you be able to see souths finish ninth again?

Lol@50uff$TID

 

[Hutty1986]

Put to practical use in the typical LOL@50uff$ fans burrow
It's great that they package the bottle in the team colours.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[muzby]

That is unbelievable. Are you telling me they haven't won a spoon since 2006? And here I was thinking their premiership drought was bad.

at least there's memorabilia for when they last won the spoon too..

get em whilst they last!!

 

[Frailty]

Why would scientists ask you to go to Antarctica if you were so hot?

Sorry, I forgot. You're an idiot.

lol@big'CREEPY UNCLE'cunovatry

 

[muzby]

wtf?

i seriously do not believe there is another team in a national competition in australia that could provide us with the same level of utter rubbish...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

at least there's memorabilia for when they last won the spoon too..

get em whilst they last!!

No need. I'm sure they'll be a lot more spoons coming along. As bunniesbitch predicted - the next great dynasty of rabbitoh spoons is on it's way.

 

[big country]

Why would scientists ask you to go to Antarctica if you were so hot?

Sorry, I forgot. You're an idiot.

lol@big'CREEPY UNCLE'cunovatry

If you read correctly I said the scientists asked me NOT to go to Antarctica. It's funny cos after a night of passion with the babes we read a scientific article which concluded that the combined IQ of lol@southposters was less than the BIG20!! After we read that - you guessed it - we had a good ole - well you know the rest........

 

[muzby]

If you read correctly I said the scientists asked me NOT to go to Antarctica. It's funny cos after a night of passion with the babes we read a scientific article which concluded that the combined IQ of lol@southposters was less than the BIG20!! After we read that - you guessed it - we had a good ole - well you know the rest........

the rest being:

she kicked you out, but let you back in after you sat there crying for two years, and have failed to deliver since?

 

[Cliffhanger]

So in a room full of hot babes big country choose to have a wank over a naked photo of Soward instead. Even in a fantasy that's kinda sick.

 

[some11]

Haven't lol'd at souffs in a while, I think I'll save it for when I get back from Origin tomorrow night.

small merkinry, just a tip - if you're gonna troll, try to be more creative.

 

[muzby]

small merkinry, just a tip - if you're gonna troll, try to be more creative.

i've heard he'll be in a blue beemer tomorrow..

 

[beave]

25 to go boys, 25 to go.

 

[Parra Pride]

2000 posts of pure Lol@50uff$ coming up? This thread is legendary.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This is post 1978. Coincidently 1978 was yet another year that souths didn't win a premiership

lol@50uff$TID

 

[cleary89]

lol@50uffs

 

[Knightmare]

so i've got the 3 day growth happening, the ray bans, the 501's, the kick a$$ gluteus maximus which the babes love to lick the honey off, and of course the Limited Edition Black Hoodie with the unmissable BIG20 - man I'm HOT!!! Heck I'm so hot the scientists have asked me never to visit Antarctica!! So I parked the Beemer and straight away the hot babes are lining up for a piece ofthe BIG20 - They follow me to my private suite at the Establishment and the BIG20 lasts well into the early hours of the morning - I wake up suddenly from a knightmare that I dreamt that I actually felt sorry for stmerge fans and lol@southsposters - but when the babes pull out a naked picture of little Jamie Soward we all have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters

I see what you did there...