Work Xmas party

[butchmcdick]

So the specialist doctor at work decided to have an Xmas party at his house and invite all the staff from the units he works in from the both the public & private hospitals.

One of the husbands of the nurses from the public unit got shitfaced and called the doctor a " show off rich merkin ". He felt that " you only f**king invited us here to show off your big f**king house ". ( the doc supplied a pig on a spit etc but the booze was byo).

Then he accused him of supplying shit beer. This numbnut has been helping himself to the doc's beers too. ( admittedly it was xxxx but still it wasn't for general consumption. )

The doc then told him he could help him with that and took the beer off him.

Needless to say Monday will be interesting for the numbnuts wife when she runs into the doc on the ward

Has anyone else witnessed similar social suicide at an work Xmas party ?

 

[Drew-Sta]

Cray cray that one. Poor wife.

Seen a number of office romances begun / had the light thrown on them at Christmas parties.

One memorable story at the JnJ party was a national business manager grabbed an assistant account manager by the throat and threatened him with all sorts of things. He is no longer employed there.

 

[thorson1987]

Surely the doc wouldn't act weird around the wife though. It wasn't her that caused all the shit.

 

[butchmcdick]

I think things might be a bit strained for a while

 

[thorson1987]

I'd say it would be coming more from her though from the embarrassment her hubby caused.

Doc should realise it wasn't her fault

 

[Parra]

No big deal. If the doc can't handle that then he really is a merkin.

 

[butchmcdick]

Yeah I can't imagine why he would be upset when he opens his house to this guy, provides him food and he then pays him back by stealing his beers, getting shitfaced and abuses him in front of all of his colleagues.

What a merkin eh

 

[Rhino_NQ]

was a guy at the gladstone project i was on that nobody liked that turns to even more of a douchewaffle when he is pissed. Sack whacked the construction manager on one of your work nights out in town, didnt last long after that

 

[Frederick]

At our drinks at the pub, one of my workmates was in discussion with our very drunk boss, and the topic somehow got onto wages. The very drunk boss was telling the guy to "name his price". My workmate was obviously uncomfortable and refused to do so but my boss kept egging him on until the guy said 95k. Pretty sure my boss agreed to it so will be interesting to see what happens from that :lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

None at a Christmas do, but an ex of mine did bail up my supervisor once and ream him out for making it hard for me to modify my shifts so I could take Spanish lessons to help Telstra out by giving them an extra Spanish speaker in their call center.

He wasn't mad at me, but he was f**king terrified every time I brought her to future functions.

 

[Springs]

There was this guy crying at my one man xmas party. Pretty awkward.

 

[Parra]

Yeah I can't imagine why he would be upset when he opens his house to this guy, provides him food and he then pays him back by stealing his beers, getting shitfaced and abuses him in front of all of his colleagues.

What a merkin eh

Sticks and stones butch. This is pretty standard stupidity for a work christmas do. And very funny for everyone not directly involved. But to get hurt feelings or have this affect the woman's employment? No way is that acceptable either. Move on and realise that excessive drunkeness and super sensitivity are the reasons the big christmas bash has gone the way of the dodo for most places.

 

[woodyk2]

I used to employ this big red headed bloke who was always pretty grumpy and aggressive,I just put it down to the old cliche about red heads being fiery etc. At one of the xmas parties another blokes mrs asked
''Adam why are you so mad all the time''?
This bloke is BLIND and goes on with something like(yelling)
''YOU WANNA KNOW WHY IM SO FUGGIN PISSED OFF''?
Then proceeds to drop his shorts and I kid you not he had a dick the size of a cashew! This blokes about 6 ft 2 110kg and he has the smallest willy ever. Awkward. Poor bastard.

 

[sportive cupid]

Ohh lol...i thought that joke had an extra punchline Woody .

 

[woodyk2]

I doubt he went on to be a porn star.

 

[beave]

We had punches thrown at my work doo a few weeks ago. Sigh. Just untidy situation all round.

 

[ME SO HORNBY!]

Had a forty-something year old that I work with make out with three 20 something's in my group at work. Two of the girls are solid 7's and the other is an 8-9/10 (and 23).

The guy is good looking for his age but still, what a lucky merkin.

 

[Misanthrope]

When I worked for i-i-n-e-t--n-o, they made the mistake of having a free photo booth at a work Christmas party.

A smoking hot 19 year old dropped a few pingers and dragged me in there. The photographic evidence of our little tryst did the rounds by company email the next day and I was a hero.

 

[Jason Maher]

Those bastards better hurry up and open a Brisbane call centre...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

When I was younger and used to share a house with one of my work mates, I left a Christmas party early as I was feeling sick in the stomach. I proceeded to go straight home to bed and this was at around 8pm. Just after 1 I wake up to my housemate calling my mobile. One of my female work colleagues had been drinking a little too much and it had kicked off an episode of depression. She was running back and forward across the main road out front of the pub they were at, trying to throw herself in front of cars. It took my house mate and two other guys to drag her off the street.

They'd been trying to bundle her into a cab for some time but no taxi would pick them up because of the way she was carrying on so they ended up calling me to come back and get them. I ended up picking up my house mate, his missus and the bird who was under the weather. She refused to be taken home because she was worried about her parents seeing her so smashed so my house mate offered to set up the sofa bed for her. Prior to her psychotic episode, she had pashed 5 different guys from work and tried to lure one of them off to the bathroom for a root. Problem was, this guy was married and had already gone too far. When he knocked her back, that's when she flipped and tried to get herself hit by a car.

In the end, the mates missus suggested that someone should keep an eye on her as we didn't want her sneaking out to throw herself in front of cars again. She volunteered to share a bed with her which meant my house mate was down on the sofa. The two girls go upstairs to bed.

I help my mate set up the sofa, go off to the bathroom, come back out and all the lights are off and everyone has gone off to bed. Go upstairs to my bedroom, switch the light on to get changed and the crazy bird is in my bed, without a stitch on and with a big smile on her face.

Knowing this bird had already pashed 5 guys and that I didn't want to be number 6 for that night, I told her I had forgotten something downstairs. Closed the door, went back down and took off to a neighbours place for an hour or so.

When I got back, she was out like a light so I climbed in beside her and passed out. I woke in the morning to find her terribly embarrassed and trying to sneak out of the house. I drove her home to her parents place and she apologised all the way.

By the time we got back to work after holidays she had resigned. For about 12 months afterwards she turned into a massive stalker. She used to turn up at odd places, call me all the time, show up at my house. She wanted to know why I wouldn't sleep with her that night. In the end, she met some truck driver at her new job and just suddenly stopped stalking me and started following him instead.

That was the worst Christmas party ever for me.