Worst movie quotes

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

we have one for the best but the worst need their shine too

Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
Batman: I'll get drive-thru.

Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
[Batman lowers himself into the Batmobile]
Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

good god almighty

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

hahahaha
batman forever. oh man that was a bad movie.

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

 

[Generalzod]

Star Wars revenge of the Sith:

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true.

 

[carcharias]

Mr Greenfeild : I will pay for the entire squad to go to Dallas.
Debbie: Oh Mr Greenfield!

 

[Red Bear]

Mr Greenfeild : I will pay for the entire squad to go to Dallas.
Debbie: Oh Mr Greenfield!

:lol::lol:

 

[Bulldog Force]

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.

 

[Apey]

Anything from Batman and Robin, like that youtube video that was posted.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

hahahaha
batman forever. oh man that was a bad movie.

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

LOL

oh sh*t i think we have a winner

 

[Knightmare]

(Andie McDowall is kissing Hugh Grant at the end of '4 Weddings and a Funeral')

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed."

(In 'Spiderman' Green Goblin is dangling a cable car full of kids in one hand and M.J in the other, telling Spiderman he has to choose which one he drops in the river below. Suddenly citizens on the bridge start throwing stuff at Green Goblin).

Male citizen: You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!

 

[elyod138]

"just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U

 

[Lockyer4President!]

I'm willing to bet that nothing you guys post will beat this.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8


Word to the wise: Turn your speakers down if you're at work.

 

[McLovin]

Lmfao

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Star Wars revenge of the Sith:

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true.

Oh god... I think I'm, going to be sick.

 

[Noa]

Read it then watch it to understand the full greatness of this quote. At the same time it is the greatest & worst line in movie history.


Passenger 57

John Cutter: Charlie, ever played roulette?
Charles Rane: On occasion.
John Cutter: Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XedTbJpRiaU&feature=related

Noa FTW.

 

[IanG]

Mr Greenfeild : I will pay for the entire squad to go to Dallas.
Debbie: Oh Mr Greenfield!

Yeah good one mate.

You know I'll have to watch it again I think

 

[Frederick]

I'm willing to bet that nothing you guys post will beat this.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8


Word to the wise: Turn your speakers down if you're at work.

:lol: Smoooooooooooth

 

[Marshall_magic]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2554352/CLOVERFIELD

Hud: Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob Hawkins: Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud: Right.
[awkward silent pause]
Hud: I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
Rob Hawkins, Lily Ford, Marlena Diamond: HUD!
Hud: I'm just saying. Sorry.

It just about sums up the awfulness of the movie.

 

[Agent Mulder]

Friday The 13th Part 4 "The Final Chapter"

A man who is hunting down infamous killer Jason Vorhees and a Female who he meets happens to be the on screen sister of Corey Feldman go next door to a house filled with kids who have been killed by Jason go downstairs. As they go up stairs Jason attacks the male.

Man;Ohhhhh god!
Woman:NOOOO!!!
(Jason picks up a blunt weapon and proceeds to bash this guys head in)
Man: RUN!!!!
(Jason hits him again)
Man:OHHHH GOD!!! HE'S KILLING ME!!!!!