Worst Wrestler of All Time?

[Raider_69]

I can and am. They're both f**king awful workers in the singles arena. The Undertaker hasn't wrestled a good match in almost a decade, and JBL/Bradshaw's moveset is limited to maybe four things.

Icon he may be, but if Goldberg is on the list because he can't wrestle, than Undertaker deserves top billing. Be glad I haven't put Hulk Hogan on there. That man couldn't wrestle a good match to save his daughter's life.

if i ment a night with her, id wrestle to save his daughers life :lol:

 

[lockyno1]

I can and am. They're both f**king awful workers in the singles arena. The Undertaker hasn't wrestled a good match in almost a decade, and JBL/Bradshaw's moveset is limited to maybe four things.

Icon he may be, but if Goldberg is on the list because he can't wrestle, than Undertaker deserves top billing. Be glad I haven't put Hulk Hogan on there. That man couldn't wrestle a good match to save his daughter's life.

You can put Hulk Hogan on there! He is worse!

 

[Ari Gold]

Stasiak

 

[Misanthrope]

I've asked the guys over at the ewbattleground, and the following have been suggested:
- Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake
- El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez
- Brakkus
- Chris Masters
- Van Hammer

 

[Misanthrope]

1. Gene Snitzky
2. Bill Goldberg
3. David Flair
4. David Arquette
5. Dennis Rodman
6. Mark Henry
7. Viscera
8. Mordechai
9. Eugene
10. John Cena
11. Nathan Jones
12. Brian Knobbs
13. JBL
14. The Undertaker
15. Ultimate Warrior
16. A-Train
17. William Regal
18. Hollywood Hogan
19. Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake
20. Giant Gonzalez
21. Chris Masters
22. Shawn Stasiak
23. Earthquake
24. Van Hammer
25. Brakkus
26. Golga

 

[Iafeta]

Scott Norton - moveset consisted of come down to the ring with big tough glasses on with flab popping out of your leotards, hurl a bloke into the turnbuckle, hit 3/4 reverse knife edge slap and then flop on them while trying to imitate a shoulder breaker - meh

Vincent - Can't believe no one's mentioned Vincent. Had the worst mojo in pro wrestling history. A body guard - pimping around in a hooded sweater, weighing 70 KGs max, bodyguarding a 260 pound monster in Hulk Hogan - puullleaase!

Kevin Nash - two moves, big boot, actually, neigh three moves, big boot, thrust hand in the air and roar like a wildman from borneo, then slap some sumbiatch in a poorly performed power bomb and then wail around like it was the biggest thing since King Kong's dong was exposed in a pornogra.. I mean, never mind.

Farooq - Farooq FFS! Need I say more. "Damn, who been drinking my booze - fe fi fo fum, I'm going to give him an elbow smash and then watch big Bradshaw flatten him with a regulation shoulder charge and hope, ney prey the crowd woops it up".

 

[aussies1st]

Don't know if these two will count. Shane mcmahon and Vince mcmahon

 

[bender]

I will take it that you guys arent allowing the true crappy wrestlers into this poll, so guys like Ron Dee, Tom Stone, Big Joe Mirto, rusty brookes, Jose louis Rivera, Mario Mancini etc wont be eligible despite most basically never winning a match. With the inclusion of some of the greatest wrestling names of all time, I will assume that you are allowed to include people for any reason you like so here is a few worth considering

Rey Mysterio, Super Crazy, Juventud Guerrero and just about any luchadore/X Division/Cruiserweight wrestler on the basis that someone needs to teach them that producing a 420 spin/Moonsault/Top Rope/twisting suicide dive is not really the thing to do 2 seconds after you have just been hit with one of these yourself and you are supposedly beaten within an inch of a 3 count.

Chris Benoit and Rob Van Dam for having zero microphone skills.

Ric Flair because after 40 years of trying he still hasnt worked out how to successfully land a top rope manoevre.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, because everytime he is attacked by the Raw lockerroom he singlehandedly beats them all down, despite the numbers and therefore kills the heat of the entire raw non main event locker room (and people say hulk hogan kept main event talent down).

XPac because he just plain sucks. Chyna because of the movie she made with XPac.

 

[tiburon]

Barry Windham
911
Ahmed Johnson
Barbarian

 

[chemicalbrother]

Oh hail the smallest and Crappiest wrestler of all time.


OH HAIL DOINK THE CLOWN.


GOD I HATED THAT CLOWN.

 

[Gene Krupa]

Horace Bolder

 

[Iafeta]

What about the guy who was some kind of whacky tennis player guru from the 80s? Jim Cornette (was he a wrestler?)

Or Michael Wallstreet?

Or "Me no talk no - me do tongan death grip ou" Meng

Or that rooster thing that was once in WWF, remember he used to pop out of an egg (what an egg)

Or the king of crapiness - "toot toot" Tugboat

Or Bunkhouse Buck or whatever his name is, the toothless country neandorthol WCW c late 90s

Has anyone put down that big fat bloke who's face looked he should be wearing dipers still, except he'd lost all his hair - Earthquake?

Or "Mr Boring" Dean Malenko?

Remember Cuba's Top Gun?

What about Sparkie Plugg? Yeah I know he became Hardcore Holly, but that gimmick sucked donkey kong.

Bam Bam Bigelow - anyone?

The Roadie?

Aldo Montoya - remember he wore what looked like a yellow jockstrap on his head

Mantaur - half man, half bull or something

Lex Luger - need I say more

REPO MAN

Sammy - remember the chick, with a "thing"

TL Hopper - plumber man to the rescue

Black Scorpion - Black magic on Sting??

The BOOTY MAN!!!

The Lephracaun/Zodiac and all that Dungeon of Doom crap

Glacier - I mean FFS, he sucked!

INSANE CLOWN POSSE FFS

Steve "Mongo" McMichael - he even lost the babe he was that bad

The artist formerly known as Prince Iuakea

I'll think of some more.

 

[Misanthrope]

1. Gene Snitzky
2. Faarooq
3. David Flair
4. David Arquette
5. Dennis Rodman
6. Mark Henry
7. Viscera
8. Mordechai
9. Eugene
10. Kevin Nash
11. Nathan Jones
12. Brian Knobbs
13. Horace Boulder
14. Vincent/Virgil
15. Ultimate Warrior
16. A-Train
17. William Regal
18. Scott Norton
19. Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake
20. Giant Gonzalez
21. Chris Masters
22. Shawn Stasiak
23. Earthquake
24. Van Hammer
25. Brakkus
26. Golga
27. Doink the Clown
28. Barry Windham
29. 911
30. Ahmed Johnson
31. Barbarian
32. X-Pac
33. Horace Hogan
34. Hulk Hogan
35. The Undertaker
36. JBL
37. John Cena
38. Michael Wallstreet
39. Meng
40. Bunkhouse Buck
41. Sparkie Plugg
42. Bam Bam Biggelow
43. Mantaur
44. Lex Luger
45. The Leprechaun/Zodiac
46. Glacier
47. Big Show
48. Violent J (Insane Clown Posse)
49. Shaggy 2 Dope (Insane Clown Posse)
50. Mongo McMichael
51. Tiger Ali Singh

 

[Misanthrope]

MrC has been kind enough to nominate:
- Perry Saturn
- Adam Bomb
- British Bulldog

 

[thuganomics]

Joey Abs
Pete Gas
Rodney

All members of the Mean Street Pose.

 

[Misanthrope]

Haha, how could I forget the Mean Street Posse!?

People talke about how 'great' the late nineties were, but they had their fair share of sh*t as well.

 

[thuganomics]

They had a fairly good gimmick and were intersting to watch in the corperation....just shocking to watch in the ring.

 

[Holla if ya hear me]

well according to vince mcmahon..its ultimate warrior

 

[pennywisealfie]

The Goon
Beaver Cleavage aka chaz
Beserker
Bastion Booger
Duke The Dumpster Droese
Rikishi
IRS
Brooklyn Brawler
Mantaur
Max Moon
Meat
Golga
Giant Silva
Kurrgan
Outback Jack
Papa Shango
Billy Gunn (all gimmicks besides dx days)
Red Rooster
Skinner
Tugboat
Isaac Yankem
Zeus
Buzzkill
Zodiac
The Yeti
Glacier
Johnny B Badd
Barry Darsow
The Renegade
Shockmaster
Van Hammer

 

[Misanthrope]

1. Gene Snitzky
2. Faarooq
3. David Flair
4. David Arquette
5. Dennis Rodman
6. Mark Henry
7. Viscera
8. Mordechai
9. Eugene
10. Kevin Nash
11. Nathan Jones
12. Brian Knobbs
13. Horace Boulder
14. Vincent/Virgil
15. Ultimate Warrior
16. A-Train
17. William Regal
18. Scott Norton
19. Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake
20. Giant Gonzalez
21. Chris Masters
22. Shawn Stasiak
23. Earthquake
24. Van Hammer
25. Brakkus
26. Golga
27. Doink the Clown
28. Barry Windham
29. 911
30. Ahmed Johnson
31. Barbarian
32. X-Pac
33. Horace Hogan
34. Beaver Cleavage
35. Berserker
36. Rikishi
37. IRS
38. Michael Wallstreet
39. Meng
40. Bunkhouse Buck
41. Sparkie Plugg
42. Bam Bam Biggelow
43. Mantaur
44. Lex Luger
45. The Leprechaun/Zodiac
46. Glacier
47. Big Show
48. Violent J
49. Shaggy 2 Dope
50. Mongo McMichael
51. Tiger Ali Singh
52. Brooklyn Brawler
53. Meat
54. Giant Silva
55. Kurrgan
56. Papa Shanga
57. Red Rooster
58. Tugboat
59. Isaac Yankem
60. Johnny B Badd
61. The Renegade
62. Rocko Rock (Public Enemy)
63. Mean Street Posse (Any)
64. Adam Bomb