The Royal Rumble
Night 1
Announcers Desk
JR: Well King it's the Royal Rumble, the start point for the road to Wrestlemania, but I must say i'm a little worried.
Lawler: I know what you mean JR the whole locker room has been rocked by the news that the nWo is right here in this building.
The nWo's music hits and the audience goes wild.
JR: I don't know why these fans are cheering King. That could well be the end of the WWE walking down that aisle.
Hogan, Nash, and Hall make their way into the ring and grab mic's.
Hall: Hey yo!
The crowd goes ballistic.
Hall: So lets take a quick survey. Are you guys here to see the WWE?
Mild applause from the crowd.
Hall: Or are you here to see the return of the n.W.o.?
The crowd cheers in agreement.
Hall: I guess you can chalk another one up for the bad guys.
Nash picks up a mic. Diesel chants fill the arena.
Nash: Wow Diesel eh? Surprised you're not chanting Vinnie Vegas.
Hall: Or Oz.
Nash: Anyway, theres been a lot of things said about our returning. The words poison, company killers, even cancer have been thrown around. And you know what?!?... Thats hurts our feelings.
The crowd claps sympathetically
Nash: We're only here to compete fairly for the great fans of the WWE. Hell Scott here just wants an autograph from the Rock.
Hall: Or a beer with Austin.
Nash: No beer Scotty!
Hall looks dejected.
Hogan picks up the mic and the audience goes wild in anticipation for the first words from Hogan in a WWE ring for almost 10 years.
Hogan: Well let me tell you something brothers!
More cheers
Hogan: We're here to set the record straight. We're here to compete for all you hulkamaniacs. We're going to do what only the nWo can do. Cash huge cheques for very little in ring product!
Crowd goes bananas
Hogan: And it's going to begin tonight, when we all enter the Royal Rumble to become the number 1 contender, and whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania and the nWo run wild on you!!
The nWo music plays and all 3 men leave the ring
Lawler: Well i'm convinced JR!
JR: Are you serious King? Did you leave you're brain in Memphis? I cant believe anyone believed that load of horse crap.
Match 1
??? vs Triple H
Triple H's opponent is just standing in the corner motionless. Triple H tries to Irish whip him but he cannot move the massive opponent.
JR: Wait whats this? Its Kevin Nash!
Kevin NAsh enters the ring and goes to Irish whip Triple H's opponent. Again he doesn't budge.
A 3rd man runs down the aisle to attack the still motionless opponent, but Kurt Angle comes out behind him and Olympic Slams him to the ground.
In all the chaos the referee declares the match a no contest
JR: Well that was a let down. But Kevin Nash came out with venom in his eyes tonight.
Lawler: Now now JR, there were several men targeting that guy. We don't know any of their intentions
Match 2
Xpac vs ???
JR: Xpac is beating the wholly bejesus out of this guy King! When will it stop?
Lawler: I don't know why he's even in there! He's not even a wrestler.
JR: Oh this again? Its Scott Hall!
Scott Hall enters the ring. He lines up Xpac for a punch, but something strange happens. He opens his arms and the 2 former Kliq buddies embrace. Hall pulls out an nWo tshirt and hands it to his friend. X pac puts it on and leaves the ring with Hall.
Lawler: See! The nWo is just making friends.
JR: Are you blind King? they've just recruited X-Pac... or Syxxx as he was known when he was in the nWo before.
Lawler: I guess we'll have to start calling him that then.
Match 3
WWE Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs ???
JR: Yes folks Chris Jericho has challenged a mystery opponent to face him for the title tonight.
Lawler: I wonder who it could be JR.
Jerichos music hits and he swaggers down to the ring with both belts across his shoulders. He then stands and awaits his opponent... and waits... and waits.
Lawler: Where is he JR?
Howard Finkel goes up into the ring Mic in hand.
Fink: If the challenger does not come to the ring by the count of 10 this contest will be awarded to Chris Jericho...10!
JR: This is bizarre King.
Fink: 9
Lawler: I wonder if its the Honky Tonk Man. He could still be doing his hair.
Fink: 8...7...6...5...4
JR: Don't tell me its going to end this way King.
Fink: 3...2...1...Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and still WWE Undisputed Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho!
Jericho dances around as if he's just won the World Cup
JR: This is ridiculous! Jericho is an ass clown.
Lawler: It's not his fault his opponent chickened out. I bet he was afraid to face the Ayatollah of Rock'n'Rolla.
Ric Flair looks around from behind the curtain. It seems he too was interested in Jericho's opponent.
Match 4
The Royal Rumble
JR: And you join us right at the end here folks. After nearly an hour of battle 4 men are left. Syxxx, Bubba Ray Dudley, Kevin Nash, and Chris Jericho.
Chris Jericho grabs Syxxx and throws him out of the ring over the top rope. He stops and poses at Syxxx.
Jericho: I'm the King of the World Baby!
He turns around just in time to recieve a clothesline from Kevin Nash over the top rope.
Lawler: Wow JR one of either Kevin Nash or Bubba Ray will win now. I wonder which.... sorry JR I can't keep it together. Bubba Ray Dudley?!?! Main event Wrestlemania?!?! He should just throw himself over the top rope now and stop this embaressment from going further.
JR: Erm King look who behind Nash.
D-Von Dudley has sneaked into the ring and pushes Kevin Nash towards Bubba Ray. Dudley drops, pulls the top rope down, and Kevin Nash hurtles over the Rope.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner, and number 1 contender Bubba Ray Dudley!
Bubba Ray Dudley is the 2002 Royal Rumble winner.
Whilst Bubba Ray and D-Von celebrate the other nWo members come out to the ring. The Dudleys, knowing it usually pans out for mid carders in the ring with the nWo, run away.
Hogan: Well brothers. I told you we were here to make friends and we've been doing just that in the back all night. One guy turned us down, but the other has decided to let bygones be bygones. Let me introduce the newest member of the nWo
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Ric Flair's music begins and out walks the Nature Boy wearing an nWo shirt.
JR: Oh my god King! This is terrible!
Lawler: Hey JR they havent done anything bad and if Ric Flair can forgive them I think we should too.
JR: Either way I think tomorrow night on Raw is going to explosive. Thanks for joining us folks and we'll see you tomorrow.
It is now day
