This thread probably need to be closed. There are so many horror stories I could relate but I just feel Fibroman has so much support out there in cyberspace that no one is taking me seriously. Fibroman is clearly enjoying his 'victim' status.
I do however feel I have to clear the air about a certain incident which occurred only last season during our home game versus the Bulldogs. Most of you may recall Fibroman was evicted from the ground approximately five minutes into the toyota cup fixture which to put things in perspective occurred only 15 minutes after the gates opened.
Fibroman was able to manipulate public opinion over that particular incident to the extent most of felt sorry for him.
In order to balance the argument can I say I was the one who happened to be in his company during this unfortunate event.
I was present when Fibroman gave his best John Cleese funny walk impression on route to the bar (which had only just opened) with the intention of purchasing two alcoholic beveragesi
Now this clearly raised concerns in the security manager who observed this event, which coupled with Fibroman's complete inability to audibly and coherently order a mere two beers left the officials with little option.
I understand Fibromans frustration at his ejection from the ground, particularly considering we later won this fixture, a rarity at CUA.
I must say however the security employee and bar staff complied 100% in terms of there responsbility in terms of responsible service of alcohol.
It was Fibromans decision to commence drinking at 5pm that previous Thursday evening at the Paceway and continue doing so until 4.45pm on Saturday afternoon when he entered CUA.
It still amazes me to this day, that he actually thought he was going to be able to pull it off.
In conclusion, can I say, watching Fibroman taking two steps backwards, three steps sidewards, one forward as he trudged towards the exit gate reamins one of my most endearing memories over my 48 years.
Long live responsible service of alcohol.
