5th Ashes Test: Australia v England at the SCG, Jan 4-8 2018

[Bazal]

Great series from Ali

In 50 years he'll be telling his grandkids about how he averaged over 100 in the 17/18 Ashes in Australia.

He just won't mention that it was with the ball

 

[Bazal]

Captains don't need to be everybody's friend.
They need to have their respect though.

Only complete merkins would lose respect for anyone who was in hospital a few hours before if they didn't take the field....and who cares what Stuart Broad thinks?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Great series from Ali

He's due a knighthood.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Root to 50. End is in sight.

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Root to 50. End is in sight.

can we get a sweeps going?

Im picking out on 71

 

[Pommy]

Captains don't need to be everybody's friend.
They need to have their respect though.

Yeah when I was in Afghan my sgt went down with heat stroke, from that day on I just spat at him and called him a merkin.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Root spent the night in the maternity ward.

#Breasts pumps out for Root.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

can we get a sweeps going?

Im picking out on 71

93

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Yeah when I was in Afghan my sgt went down with heat stroke, from that day on I just spat at him and called him a merkin.

To be fair, Poms go down with heat stroke when it's 11 degrees.

 

[Pommy]

Poms go down with heat stroke when it's 11 degrees.

Cool story, would read again.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Cool story, would read again.

Lol. Why so serious?

 

[Pommy]

Apparently it wasn’t dehydration but gastro instead.

 

[mave]

not even heat exhaustion, a gastro bug.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Apparently it wasn’t dehydration but gastro instead.

Well I hope your sgt is feeling better now.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Yorkshire Pudding more like

 

[Bazal]

Apparently it wasn’t dehydration but gastro instead.

Dehydration due to gastro. Heat wouldn't have helped either, pretty hard to rehydrate when you've got the squirts

 

[Bazal]

Bancroft is such a mad merkin. Who needs evasive action?

 

[Eelectrica]

Chaps would be proud.
In chaps day they didn't need helmets and took it on the noggin.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Chaps would be proud.
In chaps day they didn't need helmets and took it on the noggin.

Chaps would've caught that with his teeth.

 

[Bazal]

Chaps would be proud.
In chaps day they didn't need helmets and took it on the noggin.

Well that certainly explains a lot about Chappelli