Rumours and Stuff

[I'm a loser baby...]

He has put on 3 or 4 kgs apparently. My guess is he is now around 116kgs. His arms small? Legs bit thin but arms are massive.

His legs would look bigger if they were a bit shorter. Maybe he should piggyback Vave at training.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Doesn't look much smaller than Tamou:

No smaller than his left leg at least.

 

[Eelementary]

I reckon his legs are quite a bit smaller but his upper body is comparable. Needs to spend the next month on the squat rack.

Yeah, maybe.

Tamou's thighs look thicker, but their calves look about par.

But I'm super excited about Evans- always thought he was a gun.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I reckon Evans is going to cop a lot of shit during the first 4 or so weeks, and then people might chill a bit.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

He was briefly training with the NRL side then rissoled, so there might be attitude issues. Shame if true, because he's a massive talent.

He wasn't "rissoled" for his attitude. There's something more personal in his life that doesn't allow him to train full time with first grade. He does his own training on top of the 3 nights a week he trains with the Flegg squad.

An attitude issue may have beens a problem when he was 15 or 16 but he's matured a lot as a person.

From what I remember he was signed until the end of 2019 anyway.

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Rumours Tui Aufalo off too Titans. Anyone hear this?

Last I heard he was signed until the end of 2019.

 

[Bandwagon]

Congrats mate.
I'm in the same boat myself. I'm expecting my first child in early September.
Problem is my missus comes from a bunch of private school, rugby-loving toffs. Will have to keep the kid away from any functions involving that side of the family for as long as possible.
My missus is ok though. She knows that this kid will be an Eels fan no matter what.

Well done mate.

 

[oldmancraigy]

Taken from contact session earlier today.

I dunno, he looks too big for his knees?

 

[84 Baby]

Last I heard he was signed until the end of 2019.

So the answer to hindy's question was no?

Although I did hear hindy say it, so....

 

[jk13]

Ffs now I have to worry about Haynes knees AND Kane’s thighs

 

[Snoochies]

I reckon Evans is going to cop a lot of shit during the first 4 or so weeks, and then people might chill a bit.

Same happened with Gutho.

 

[Glenneel]

I plan to make you proud mate. They will be big and fat hahaha

As long as he's a good skilful prop .

 

[Glenneel]

Taken from contact session earlier today.

There is your 2.5 metre weapon, NOT! One decent tackle would snap him in half.

 

[Gronk]

Looks like a beast to me (from today's captains run)

 

[SDM]

The Ram is right, needs to increase his bivalve molluscs' and decrease his pigmentation.

 

[84 Baby]

I reckon people (read Rammy) are confused he has no leg muscles (or mussels) because he has no pelvis. At least not proportionately sized to the rest of him. He's got quite a long head, long body shoulders to belt line, no ass and then long legs

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

He should have no trouble having more class than arse then. The lack of an arse could be a problem though.

 

[Incorrect]

I reckon people (read Rammy) are confused he has no leg muscles (or mussels) because he has no pelvis. At least not proportionately sized to the rest of him. He's got quite a long head, long body shoulders to belt line, no ass and then long legs

I reckon his spleen is a tad shorter than it needs to be... And his temporal lobe could benefit from a session or 2 of electro shock treatment...

 

[Stevie]

There is your 2.5 metre weapon, NOT! One decent tackle would snap him in half.

Yeah, but if he fell the right way, he'd probably reach the tryline.

 

[Stevie]

Side note. Is it just me or does the chosen one look as though he has shrunk a bit and lost a bit of his size from the NFL finally. I remember when he was at the Titans I saw him out and he looked huge.

Now he looks pretty normal, in my opinion definitely lighter.