redvscotty
First Grade
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So I'm sitting here typing this up while an annoying merkin has a conversation with the back of my head.
This guys is king on the annoying people and just does not know where or when to stop.
So far I've said 'Yeah' and 'Ha!' and yet he's been standing over the other side of the pod blabbing on about seemingly nothing.
He's discussed:
- How Steams servers got hacked and as a result all the MW3 and BO servers got god mode for ages and he had so much fun knifing but not killing some random guy.
- How he loved Transformers in Bluray - HD.
- How our systems at work suck (Note: I brought it up to someone else and he chimed in with a 10 minute explanation of the exact thing I had just said in 1 minute)
- How he used to do overtime for half an hour every day but not anymore.
- How he thinks he'll win lotto on Saturday because he won a coin toss.
- How he cant wait for the Expendables 2 to come out.
We work in a call centre. Between the times of 4:30 - 6:00 PM he will do anything to get out of taking calls. This includes calling our vendors and bothering them with his inane conversation. These include:
- How he moved into a new house and theres this guy who wears an aviators hat and boxer shorts and just sits in the yard all day.
- How his neighbour mows the lawn at 01:00 AM on weekends with a dolphin torch.
- How he was renovating his bathroom (by the smell of him I'm almost positive that was a lie, I reckon he doesnt even know what a bathroom is!)
- His plans for the weekend (think 'egg salad sandwich on friday night' in 40 year old virgin type stuff.
Now, I have tried to be nice to this guy and help him out but it's at the point where he is just the worst and most annoying person I know.
He has non existent personal hygiene, he is short, he wears a chain thats almost thicker than his neck. He wears white joggers with black business pants to work for f**ks sake. He chain smokes and then walks around the office hoiking and coughing all day in a way that screams 'I smoke therefore I am cool'. He sends you poorly worded emails then comes over to try and explain that email and its full contents to you no matter how long it takes him to spit it out. He often prefaces the talk with 'just a quick one..'. He went on workers comp because he sat under an air conditioner vent and his back got cold and apparently he got spinal chills.
I often wonder if its hate more than annoyance....
Anyone else care to share? I think I just needed a vent.
This guys is king on the annoying people and just does not know where or when to stop.
So far I've said 'Yeah' and 'Ha!' and yet he's been standing over the other side of the pod blabbing on about seemingly nothing.
He's discussed:
- How Steams servers got hacked and as a result all the MW3 and BO servers got god mode for ages and he had so much fun knifing but not killing some random guy.
- How he loved Transformers in Bluray - HD.
- How our systems at work suck (Note: I brought it up to someone else and he chimed in with a 10 minute explanation of the exact thing I had just said in 1 minute)
- How he used to do overtime for half an hour every day but not anymore.
- How he thinks he'll win lotto on Saturday because he won a coin toss.
- How he cant wait for the Expendables 2 to come out.
We work in a call centre. Between the times of 4:30 - 6:00 PM he will do anything to get out of taking calls. This includes calling our vendors and bothering them with his inane conversation. These include:
- How he moved into a new house and theres this guy who wears an aviators hat and boxer shorts and just sits in the yard all day.
- How his neighbour mows the lawn at 01:00 AM on weekends with a dolphin torch.
- How he was renovating his bathroom (by the smell of him I'm almost positive that was a lie, I reckon he doesnt even know what a bathroom is!)
- His plans for the weekend (think 'egg salad sandwich on friday night' in 40 year old virgin type stuff.
Now, I have tried to be nice to this guy and help him out but it's at the point where he is just the worst and most annoying person I know.
He has non existent personal hygiene, he is short, he wears a chain thats almost thicker than his neck. He wears white joggers with black business pants to work for f**ks sake. He chain smokes and then walks around the office hoiking and coughing all day in a way that screams 'I smoke therefore I am cool'. He sends you poorly worded emails then comes over to try and explain that email and its full contents to you no matter how long it takes him to spit it out. He often prefaces the talk with 'just a quick one..'. He went on workers comp because he sat under an air conditioner vent and his back got cold and apparently he got spinal chills.
I often wonder if its hate more than annoyance....
Anyone else care to share? I think I just needed a vent.
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