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Recent content by Wayne Scurrah

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    Warriors sign Witt to extention

    Use your eyes, Skinner. I did a press release every where. Hopefully now, Jerome Ropati will get the message that he's not wanted around here. I've also re-signed John Ackland. But if he doesn't find me the next "SBW", he's fired. And I swear to God, if I have to tell you so-called fans...
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    Yahooo! good to be me.

    What the hell??? I didn't sanction this? We don't have that certain midget that you like at the club any more, Rob. So, go away. I'm going to go and fire who ever let this happen. You're not getting my signature on that poster & jersey. Remember people, get to the game or get the team...
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    Mt Smart - New Chant

    Anyone who calls me regarding this matter, will be redirected to Tehran at their own expense. We called ourselves the NZ Warriors, so we didn't have to pick up the numerous tabs left from the Auckland Warriors. Now, we like to whore ourselves out to corporate sponsers, who pay good money to...
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    Warriors To Hold Press Conference Today

    Can I pay you 10 cents to not voice your opinion to me again??? Would you like me to set up a police check point at every training and game day too??? I've been looking for something different for when the players run out of the tunnel. Screw the drums, the cheerleaders & the stupid little...
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    Warriors To Hold Press Conference Today

    I wasn't upset, because the police said that they will arrest you the next time they see you. Boy, are you gonna get a surprised when you get pulled over next and they see a warrant for your arrest. I'm going to report you for stalking as well, I don't like people spying into my office window...
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    Warriors To Hold Press Conference Today

    I hope you like prison food & dropping the soap, because guess where you're heading... Oh and give me back the $20 I paid you, for keeping your mouth shut. Angry regards, Wayne "I'm calling the cops" Scurrah
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    Warriors To Hold Press Conference Today

    If either Robster or Jesbass elaborates, I'll have the police arrest & detain them faster than they can say "Faumuina touched me inappropriately"!!! I paid them good money to keep their mouths shut. Kind regards, Wayne "taking out the trash" Scurrah
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    Warriors To Hold Press Conference Today

    I also forgot to mention at the press conference, that we are chasing a big name signing to replace Faumuina. I'm pleased to annouce that we are currently the front runner to re-employ Matt Jobson, to restock our forward ranks. He didn't get a fair go last time, but he will be better than ever...
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    Young Kiwi Footballers And Their Development

    If I had a big budget pre-match entertainment package, I could make anyone look pretty too. Go and inherit another premiership winning side to inflate your ego.
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    Young Kiwi Footballers And Their Development

    Who is this nutbag, who likes to go around pretending he is someone else??? Is there something wrong with this individual??? Does he need directing back to the institute??? You are all lucky I'm in such a good mood, after firing yet another player. I would have this site shut down in a second...
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    Warriors To Hold Press Conference Today

    Oh what a beautiful day!!!! I have now surpassed Mic Watson's record for the most firings in a season. Hooray!!! Get that up ya, Mic!!! I'm going to Faumuina's locker and I'm gonna down that keg he had hidden in there. It's gonna be a blurry afternoon!!! But before that, I have some...
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    Have the Warriors lost their identity ?

    At least I can spell my own name, Ian. And I don't come from a place called "Aucklan". This is why we are not interested in helping out the Kiwis. Idiots in admin, and now it seems apparent, idiots in the coaching box. I'm off to book Ruben Wiki in for end of season surgery on his...er...
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    Meeting with Warriors CEO pt 2

    I don't know why you are all fighting. I never really listen to anything you people say anyway. Now, if there isn't going to be any death threats or jihads. Get back to talking about how great I am and what a wonderful job I've done with this loser team!!! Kind Regards, Wayne Scurrah...
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    Meeting with Warriors CEO pt 2

    Hello, I love petty internet forum politics as much as I love firing players. I'm currently trying to beat Mick Watson's record. I've been on quite the warpath. If I see a player with a beer in his hand after a game, I immediately label them an alcoholic. Therefore, if they step out of...
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    when?

    That is quite correct NZ Warrior. Our financial year doesn't finish until the day after Grand Final day. That way, we can calculate exactly how much we have spent. We have players on incentive based contracts, and win bonuses to consider. We have been actively trying to trim the fat here at...
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