Bravo Peter Beattie

[El Diablo]

the Matt Seers effect

 

[King hit]

All 177 of his Twitter posts were made within 24 hours

Each one of them absolute nonsense

Definitely on drugs

When my mates roommate was going through his bipolar episodes he posted about 60 facebook statuses a day going on about not sleeping for days, wondering why he is single, seeing god and other random crap. It's really sad and scary.

 

[King hit]

the Matt Seers effect

Never heard of him, must've been a real star

 

[Bobby DIGital]

So Brett Dallas just introduced me to Harley Dean...

 

[kdalymc]

So Brett Dallas just introduced me to Harley Dean...

The porn star? How?


This is awesome-

• _thegrassyknollBANANA ANA YEAH WANNA THE FRONTA OF THE BONNETA ON THE VDUBBA HUBBA HUBBA BUBBA NO NUBBA NUBBA! STUBBA THEA TOEYA THANA ROMANA SANDLEA!

 

[AJB1102]

The porn star? How?


This is awesome-

• _thegrassyknollBANANA ANA YEAH WANNA THE FRONTA OF THE BONNETA ON THE VDUBBA HUBBA HUBBA BUBBA NO NUBBA NUBBA! STUBBA THEA TOEYA THANA ROMANA SANDLEA!

With rhymes like that this merkin will have a #1 hit in no time. Just needs the face & neck tatts and he'll be set.

 

[Travitoh]

So Brett Dallas just introduced me to Harley Dean...

The porn star? How?

The Birmingham City defender

 

[kdalymc]

The Birmingham City defender

Nobody gives a f**k about soccer

 

[Disinterested third party]

Never heard of him, must've been a real star

You don't need to remind us there are massive gaps in your knowledge of the game.

 

[Wizardman]

Brett Dallas may well go to jail or turn up dead soon. He is in deep trouble and needs help.

 

[Xcalibre]

Watched a bit of "the greatest" norths v wests game the other day on fox and Dallas was trying to score in the corner and Andrew Leeds smashed him into touch. Dallas got up and made this weird gesture towards Leeds. Like he was pretending to retaliate. Quite an amusing little exchange between the two.

As a player Dallas gave the impression he was a wallflower but it's hard to judge how players are socially, especially in his time, before social media. Maybe that's why he is making the most of it in retirement.

 

[Zerô]

In all seriousness, Dallas looks like he could have retired yesterday.

Meth looks good on him

 

[Bobby DIGital]

The porn star? How?


This is awesome-

• _thegrassyknollBANANA ANA YEAH WANNA THE FRONTA OF THE BONNETA ON THE VDUBBA HUBBA HUBBA BUBBA NO NUBBA NUBBA! STUBBA THEA TOEYA THANA ROMANA SANDLEA!