I just dropped a freddo frog in the toilet

[[furrycat]]

It was hanging out of my mouth as I relieved myself of bodily fluids and it fell out and landed in the toilet I was given it as a reward at work

This is as bad as the time I sneezed while peeing...

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

also an engaging thread, if memory serves me correctly.

 

[[furrycat]]

Ima go looking for it.

EDIT... the thread, not the frog.

 

[Jobdog]

I wish I didn't sneeze and urinate at the same time every now and then

 

[Dani]

I dropped a poo in the toilet before.

 

[DownUnder]

You should have Fred look for the frog...

 

[punton]

It was hanging out of my mouth as I relieved myself of bodily fluids and it fell out and landed in the toilet I was given it as a reward at work

This is as bad as the time I sneezed while peeing...

Yep, you ARE a f**kin idiot.

 

[[furrycat]]

Yep, you ARE a f**kin idiot.

Dis is for you.

 

[punton]

OK.

Lower your head.

 

[[furrycat]]

OK.

Lower your head.

Take it outta your mouth first :crazy:

 

[Dutchy]

:lol:

 

[Frederick]

You should have Fred look for the frog...

Ohhhhh no, I aint fallin for that again

 

[DownUnder]

What? Don't you like frogs Fred?

 

[[furrycat]]

He confuses frogs and bogs.

 

[punton]

Take it outta your mouth first :crazy:

Your head is in my mouth?

You psychic bastard.

A man can't even pick his teeth in peace.

 

[[furrycat]]

Your head is in my mouth?

You psychic bastard.

A man can't even pick his teeth in peace.

Was amazed at the amount of grey pubic hair I found between your teeth though.

But thats your choice of lifestyle I spose :crazy:

 

[punton]

Was amazed at the amount of grey pubic hair I found between your teeth though.

But thats your choice of lifestyle I spose :crazy:

They were blonde "hoebro" - it's just that they have been there while.

 

[[furrycat]]

They were blonde "hoebro" - it's just that they have been there while.

So your mouth is a museum of hookers you've been with?

Explains the crunchie bits I found

 

[punton]

So your mouth is a museum of hookers you've been with?

Explains the crunchie bits I found

The only hookers I have been with packed down between props.

 

[[furrycat]]

The only hookers I have been with packed down between props.

Props as in sex toys?

You like it wild eh?