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It's Time Taylor Has To Go

Dave Q

Dave Q

Coach
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Appin Rabbit said:
Dave & BC You Boys have talent plus
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Cheers but BC's effort is much higher brow humour!

Like comparing Dave Allen to Daryl Brohman...plus it was his brilliant idea to make merry about the whole thing.

This is the worst crisis since I can remember, everyone depressed and ready to end it all and then B.C turns up and tells us to have a laff about it and it dans on me thats the way to go. BC is full of insight.

Did you know: Some of the passengers were cracking jokes on the Titantic as it was sinking.

Stress management extraordinairre.

My uncle fought bravely in New Guinea. He loves telling his grandkids that he single-handedly won the war against the Japanese. Funny over-exagerated stories that the kids love to hear!

Hes not so big on war either, like our brave vets who did Nam. He lost a lot of mates.

But a mate of the family who is sapper in the Army, he's a nice guy.

When I asked him about being killed in action, he replied " Part of the job description Dave, I'll worry about it when it happens."

Our Aussie soldiers are cool as cucumbers.

They must laugh at the spoilt-rotten antics of NRL players.

NRL players idea of a "live fire exercise" is to light up a smoke.
 
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Appin Rabbit

Appin Rabbit

Juniors
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Dave Q said:
Cheers but BC's effort is much higher brow humour!

Like comparing Dave Allen to Daryl Brohman...plus it was his brilliant idea to make merry about the whole thing.

This is the worst crisis since I can remember, everyone depressed and ready to end it all and then B.C turns up and tells us to have a laff about it and it dans on me thats the way to go. BC is full of insight.

Did you know: Some of the passengers were cracking jokes on the Titantic as it was sinking.

Stress management extraordinairre.

My uncle fought bravely in New Guinea. He loves telling his grandkids that he single-handedly won the war against the Japanese. Funny over-exagerated stories that the kids love to hear!

Hes not so big on war either, like our brave vets who did Nam. He lost a lot of mates.

But a mate of the family who is sapper in the Army, he's a nice guy.

When I asked him about being killed in action, he replied " Part of the job description Dave, I'll worry about it when it happens."

Our Aussie soldiers are cool as cucumbers.

They must laugh at the spoilt-rotten antics of NRL players.

NRL players idea of a "live fire exercise" is to light up a smoke.
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Whatever it's worth to you guys your bloods worth bottling lets hope we have a new experienced coach next week then we can go forward!
 
Dave Q

Dave Q

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It seems to me that those two great insiders Sonic and Fein are at different ends of the paddock about Taylor. That suggests to me he is in real bad trouble.

Murray is a good coach, not my first pick, but if JT is on his way out, Murray knows his way to the finals.

And he did quite a lot with those dull and boring NQ sides.

Whoever gets the job, they will inherit a pretty capable squad. Lets face it, most of the sides in the finals series this year are naff. Nothing like old days, there are inherent flaws and weaknesses in this shiny but essentially lacklustre lot. No-one we couldnt thrash on a half-good day.

Its just a matter of making our spiky under-achievers willing.

Theres little doubt in my mind that most of our players didnt play as instructed at different times this season.

The yummy chocolatiers will tell you that we lost games due to refs bad calls and we should have been in the finals. Theres some truth in that.

But most of the mug fans and members prefer a squad that controls its own destiny.

We only looked like world-beaters when Sutto and Sandow ran straight at the line.

You could see defenses trembling and quivering when this happened.

It just didnt happen enough.

Nor did our forwards play with the requisite spite and venom.

You need forwards smashing into them at the start of the match to soften up the opposition.

Sometimes some of ours went missing, they still havent been found.

We can win this comp within the next three years....if we really want to.

So we need a guy who will flog the living crap out of the pikers in the team!

Someone who will inflict serious, mesmorising and unforgettable physical and mental suffering on players who dont listen.

I can handle a mistake, s**t happens, but I cant handle bludging non-efforts.

During the Tigers game, three of us had to stop Sugar from trying to get onto the feild and into the backline defence!

And boo....!!
 
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Fein

Fein

First Grade
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Dave, the information on JT was waivered like a needle on a geigercounter at Bikini Atoll.

First he was gone by the end of the week and then he was staying for a couple of reasons shared with you privately.

One of those has come out in the papers overnight.

f**k knows!! :crazy:
 
Appin Rabbit

Appin Rabbit

Juniors
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Fein said:
Dave, the information on JT was waivered like a needle on a geigercounter at Bikini Atoll.

First he was gone by the end of the week and then he was staying for a couple of reasons shared with you privately.

One of those has come out in the papers overnight.

f**k knows!! :crazy:
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As long as he's gone that's the main thing We should know something by the middle of the week on his fate and an announcement of a new coach by the end of the next then we can all celebrate.
 
High Octane Bunny

High Octane Bunny

Juniors
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KUNG FU FIGHTING - SOUTH SYDNEY VERSION

Now mad Monday had been banned,
so for Sunday they all planned
To have a beer or two,
but it turned into a few
At the Forester Hills pub
the coach gave Frog a shove
they'd been drinking all day long
but JT claims nothing wrong...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...

It's an ancient Chinese art
and JT knew his part,
From a fainting, to a slip
and a kickin' from the hip,
He set up for the crane
was looking so insane,
They drunk a few more beers
now he's flyin' down the stairs...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...

Corrigan's passed out at the Hill
Crossman's climbin' on the sill,
They were all in fancy dress
an startin' to look a mess,

JT thought he was Bruce Lee,
but probably just needed a pee
Set the boys up for a slap,
now he's really in the crap...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....whoha
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...
Everbody was Kung Fu fightin'

(sometimes we all get far too serious)
 
Dave Q

Dave Q

Coach
Messages
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High Octane Bunny said:
KUNG FU FIGHTING - SOUTH SYDNEY VERSION

Now mad Monday had been banned,
so for Sunday they all planned
To have a beer or two,
but it turned into a few
At the Forester Hills pub
the coach gave Frog a shove
they'd been drinking all day long
but JT claims nothing wrong...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...

It's an ancient Chinese art
and JT knew his part,
From a fainting, to a slip
and a kickin' from the hip,
He set up for the crane
was looking so insane,
They drunk a few more beers
now he's flyin' down the stairs...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...

Corrigan's passed out at the Hill
Crossman's climbin' on the sill,
They were all in fancy dress
an startin' to look a mess,

JT thought he was Bruce Lee,
but probably just needed a pee
Set the boys up for a slap,
now he's really in the crap...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....whoha
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...
Everbody was Kung Fu fightin'

(sometimes we all get far too serious)
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:lol::lol::lol:

Massive Talent unearthed!

Give our man (Hobby) a New.

Speaking of Kung Fu, we all know how the grasshopper Caradine himself ended up!!
 
B

big country

Juniors
Messages
1,319
High Octane Bunny said:
KUNG FU FIGHTING - SOUTH SYDNEY VERSION

Now mad Monday had been banned,
so for Sunday they all planned
To have a beer or two,
but it turned into a few
At the Forester Hills pub
the coach gave Frog a shove
they'd been drinking all day long
but JT claims nothing wrong...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...

It's an ancient Chinese art
and JT knew his part,
From a fainting, to a slip
and a kickin' from the hip,
He set up for the crane
was looking so insane,
They drunk a few more beers
now he's flyin' down the stairs...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...

Corrigan's passed out at the Hill
Crossman's climbin' on the sill,
They were all in fancy dress
an startin' to look a mess,

JT thought he was Bruce Lee,
but probably just needed a pee
Set the boys up for a slap,
now he's really in the crap...

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Fa'alogo was fast as lightening....whoha
in fact, it was all a little bit fright'ning
now the coach has earned a sighting...
Everbody was Kung Fu fightin'

(sometimes we all get far too serious)
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HOB's on fire - GOLD!!!:lol:
 
Dave Q

Dave Q

Coach
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Please Hobster, our mirth senses require a touch more GOLD!

Can we have another cheery song to soothe us as we hide under the table, holding our combined breaths waiting for JT's fate to be announced?

Please kind sir, one for the road?!

As for being a Nobel prize candidate....yes.

And we may as well....

Sign him for the elite troll-bashing squad, you know, the one that invades other forums liberating those miserable non-souths supporting sob's from their useless existences!

Let the Hobster show roll on for we are not worthy.

Sugar, ffs, give him a junior moderatorship before he joins the eels bandwagon!!
 
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